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    • T4920T
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      Saw a white van yesterday with an Only Vans logo, stylised in the exact way you're probably imaging...

      But the icing on the cake was the number plate 'D1 LFS'

      I'll try and snap a pic if I see it again, but it made my day 😆

      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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      • scarfmaceS
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        A coworker of mine just became a dad, got him this card

        "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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        • scarfmaceS
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          So this was an actual Belgian commercial back in 2016

          "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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          • J
            Jett129
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            @scarfmace You just can’t make that shit up.

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            • MizmazzleM
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              @scarfmace love that the priests sleeve stays covered in shit hahah

              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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              • GilesG
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                @Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

                @scarfmace You just can’t make that hamburger up.

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • scarfmaceS
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                  "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                  • goosehdG
                    goosehd
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                    @scarfmace That's funny 🙂

                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                    • GilesG
                      Giles
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                      Brilliant

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • KasiK
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                        Just for a laugh 😆

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                        The world's insane
                        While you drink champagne
                        And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                        • scooterS
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                          I can never get enough of this one. I can so relate...

                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                          • MizmazzleM
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                            Classic

                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                            • J
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                              Sorry I couldn’t get a link to a trailer,but highly recommend the new Dave Attell special on Netflix called Hot Cross Buns.Just him in a comedy club,no theme song, theatrical opening. Just great comedy. At least R Rated,maybe even X at times. Great Milwaukee joke @scooter

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                              • endoE
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                                I love this.

                                si tacuisses

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                                  • KasiK
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                                    😝😝😝

                                    The world's insane
                                    While you drink champagne
                                    And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                                      Probably my all time favorite Norm Macdonald joke.

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                                      • MattM
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                                        The best part is “Thats modern medicine.”

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                                          😆😆😆😆

                                          The world's insane
                                          While you drink champagne
                                          And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                                          • KasiK
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                                            I could do this to @Matt

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                                            The world's insane
                                            While you drink champagne
                                            And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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