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    • scarfmaceS
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      So this was an actual Belgian commercial back in 2016

      "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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        @scarfmace You just can’t make that shit up.

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        • MizmazzleM
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          @scarfmace love that the priests sleeve stays covered in shit hahah

          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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          • GilesG
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            @Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

            @scarfmace You just can’t make that hamburger up.

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • scarfmaceS
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              "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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              • goosehdG
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                @scarfmace That's funny 🙂

                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                • GilesG
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                  Brilliant

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • KasiK
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                    Just for a laugh 😆

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                    The world's insane
                    While you drink champagne
                    And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                    • scooterS
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                      I can never get enough of this one. I can so relate...

                      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                      • MizmazzleM
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                        Classic

                        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                        • J
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                          Sorry I couldn’t get a link to a trailer,but highly recommend the new Dave Attell special on Netflix called Hot Cross Buns.Just him in a comedy club,no theme song, theatrical opening. Just great comedy. At least R Rated,maybe even X at times. Great Milwaukee joke @scooter

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                          • endoE
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                            I love this.

                            si tacuisses

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                              • KasiK
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                                😝😝😝

                                The world's insane
                                While you drink champagne
                                And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                                  Probably my all time favorite Norm Macdonald joke.

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                                  • MattM
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                                    The best part is “Thats modern medicine.”

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                                    • KasiK
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                                      😆😆😆😆

                                      The world's insane
                                      While you drink champagne
                                      And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                                      • KasiK
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                                        I could do this to @Matt

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                                        The world's insane
                                        While you drink champagne
                                        And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                                        • J
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                                          I posted this here because it’s funny at times,didn’t want to start a thread on Magic,and this is probably the most brilliant sleight of hand I’ve ever seen.

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                                          • scooterS
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                                            Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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