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    • J
      Jett129
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      One of my favorites. Sites Mitch Hedberg as an influence.

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      • KasiK
        Kasi
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        @Matt

        This one for you lesson 3

        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnZJiKmpmAA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

        If you need to lose weight do this

        https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoHzfVtjW_Y/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

        The world's insane
        While you drink champagne
        And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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        • KasiK
          Kasi
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          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpeBXf7owSD/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

          The world's insane
          While you drink champagne
          And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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          • MattM
            Matt
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            Do you think I need to lose weight?

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            • KasiK
              Kasi
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              Yes to get your ring size right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

              The world's insane
              While you drink champagne
              And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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              • MattM
                Matt
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                My fingers are all muscle. They’ll kick sand on your tiny baby fingers. 🤘💪

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                • KasiK
                  Kasi
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                  @Matt

                  Use protection
                  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                  The world's insane
                  While you drink champagne
                  And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                  • KasiK
                    Kasi
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                    @Matt said in That's Jokes:

                    My fingers are all muscle. They’ll kick sand on your tiny baby fingers. 🤘💪

                    That why you look 87 years old

                    You old codger

                    Jealous I am younger than you 🤣🤣🤣

                    The world's insane
                    While you drink champagne
                    And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                    • KasiK
                      Kasi
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                      @Matt
                      You doing well in English lesson 🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep up the good work

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                      The world's insane
                      While you drink champagne
                      And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                      • KasiK
                        Kasi
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                        @Matt

                        Has made some major improvements

                        https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn_LztPAgAM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

                        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                        The world's insane
                        While you drink champagne
                        And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                        • scooterS
                          scooter
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                          Sounds familiar.....

                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                          • EdHE
                            EdH
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                            A guy gets sent to prison for a long stretch. On his first night in the clink, after lights out, his cell mate goes up to the bars and shouts out “Number 13”.

                            The whole place starts chuckling, with guys in every cell laughing. After the laugher subsides, someone from another cell shouts out “Number 47”. Everyone in the block chuckles again. Soon, someone yells “Number 26” and there’s a few muted guffaws from the block.

                            “What’s going on?” The new fish asks. “Why is everyone laughing at numbers?”

                            The cell mate explains “oh, we have been in here so long that we have learned all of one another’s jokes. So someone came up with the idea of assigning each of them a number so we can get through them quicker each evening. Someone yells a number, we all know which one it is, and we laugh at the memory.”

                            “Oh, I get it” says the new fish. “Let me have a go.” He moves to the bars and shouts out “Number 67”.

                            The whole block erupts into deep, uncontrollable belly laughter. The cell mate is doubled over gasping for breath he is laughing so hard.

                            “That’s a good one” he says, once he has regained his composure. “None of us have heard that one before!”

                            Take the dive...

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                            • MattM
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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • jordanscollectedJ
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                                  @Giles for you and @Madame-Buttonfly

                                  https://www.facebook.com/reel/179867034942001?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw

                                  world tours:
                                  888 Fat guy chocolate WT
                                  Mad Red x2
                                  Wabidashery

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                                  • GilesG
                                    Giles
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                                    Fucking yes, actually.....

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • J
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                                      Remind me of this one. At an old age home one of the women is amorously interested in one of the men. So she goes up to him and asks… Would you like Super Sex? To which he replies I’ll have the Soup!

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                                      • GilesG
                                        Giles
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                                        I'm going to try and do this one justice. It may well be a "you had to be there", so may fall flat...

                                        Last night we were out to dinner with one of our favourite couples. Mark the husband is one of the world's funniest and most eccentric people I know. He's also been married a few times....The first time, about 50 years ago to a lady a lot older than him...

                                        Mark - Funny thing happened last week.
                                        G - Yes?
                                        Mark - We were sitting at the kitchen table and this strange bloke turns up at the window. He announces that he is my long lost step-son, from my first marriage
                                        Giles - How did you know it was not one of yours?
                                        @Madame-Buttonfly (quick as a flash) - Because he was older than Mark

                                        Brilliant

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • ROmanR
                                          ROman
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                                          @Giles Thats pretty funny. Is this the Mark I know?

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                                          • GilesG
                                            Giles
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                                            Yes it is.....

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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