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    • EdHE
      EdH
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      Bashō strokes his beard—
      a limerick, crude yet bold.
      Even frogs chuckle.

      Take the dive...

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      • IH-GARYI
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        My contribution, to urban blues…

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          • endoE
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            si tacuisses

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            • MattM
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              My current weight.

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              • EdHE
                EdH
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                @Matt Just remember what Newton said - the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction. 😘

                Take the dive...

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                • MattM
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                  That’s a very nice sentiment Ed, thank you. Hope you had a good one yesterday.

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                    Little under 5 minute, “Facebook Marketplace Musical”

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                      @flannel-slut I sell lots of stuff on Facebook Marketplace,and this doesn’t surprise my in the least. It was funny.

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                      • GilesG
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                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • MattM
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                          Outfuckingstanding.

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                            That's Boss

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                                  • MotyM
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                                      Two rabbis are riding the bus to synagogue in the morning, one reading a Jewish newspaper and the other an Arabic one.
                                      The one reading the Jewish paper asks, ‘Colleague, why do you read the Arabic newspaper every morning instead of ours?’
                                      ‘My dear friend,’ says the other, ‘when I read ours, it says that the shekel is falling, the stock market is crashing and the world hates us, but when I read the Arabic one, it says “the Jews rule the world”, and that makes me happier on my way to work in the morning...’

                                    Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                                    • MotyM
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                                      After my last prostate exam, which was one of the most complete I've ever had, the doctor left, and a nurse came in.
                                      As she closed the door, she asked me the most frightening question I've ever heard.
                                      "Who was that man?"

                                      Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                                          https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1940984200339026392?s=61&t=ZScDdO04CiGDLp8PauvOcw Hope you can access this. Pretty funny.

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                                          • IH-GARYI
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                                            My contribution, to urban blues…

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