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      Jett129
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      @flannel-slut I sell lots of stuff on Facebook Marketplace,and this doesn’t surprise my in the least. It was funny.

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        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          Outfuckingstanding.

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            That's Boss

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                      Two rabbis are riding the bus to synagogue in the morning, one reading a Jewish newspaper and the other an Arabic one.
                      The one reading the Jewish paper asks, ‘Colleague, why do you read the Arabic newspaper every morning instead of ours?’
                      ‘My dear friend,’ says the other, ‘when I read ours, it says that the shekel is falling, the stock market is crashing and the world hates us, but when I read the Arabic one, it says “the Jews rule the world”, and that makes me happier on my way to work in the morning...’

                    Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                    • MotyM
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                      After my last prostate exam, which was one of the most complete I've ever had, the doctor left, and a nurse came in.
                      As she closed the door, she asked me the most frightening question I've ever heard.
                      "Who was that man?"

                      Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                          https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1940984200339026392?s=61&t=ZScDdO04CiGDLp8PauvOcw Hope you can access this. Pretty funny.

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                            My contribution, to urban blues…

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                              That's a terrible start to the week

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                                Don't know if this has already been shared; just just can't deliver jokes any better:

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                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    Jett129
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                                    @RobeOfTheMagi Finally got to watch that,really great. I’ve been to two Don’t Tell Comedy shows,and if you’re looking to see some potentially good comedy,I highly recommend it. Tickets are $27,which is pretty reasonable compared to a real comedy club. It gives up and coming comedians a chance to get up and also supports the local business that is hosting the show. You should have low expectations,and you never know who you might catch doing a set.

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                                      @Giles said in That's Jokes:

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                                        A guy says to his wife. Hey,What would you do if I won the Lottery? She says…I’d take half and leave you. He says …Well I won 12 bucks,here’s 6,stay in touch!

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                                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                            No joking about inflation these days. Date nights are pricey!

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