That's Jokes

[Jett129]

@Matt When you see it you’ll immediately understand why I asked you this question.

[Moty]

[Giles]

hahahahahahaha

[steelworker]

"I'm looking for books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat."

"The first one rings a bell but the 2nd might be in or out."

[EdH]

This dirty limerick has had me chuckling for days now:

There once was a surgeon called Keith;
Who circumcised men with his teeth;
T'was not for leisure;
Nor sexual pleasure;
But to get at the cheese underneath.

[RobeOfTheMagi]

@EdH That's beautiful. Reminds me of the great haiku master Matsuo Bashō.

[EdH]

@RobeOfTheMagi

Bashō strokes his beard—
a limerick, crude yet bold.
Even frogs chuckle.

[IH-GARY]

[Jett129]

[endo]

[Matt]

My current weight.

[EdH]

@Matt Just remember what Newton said - the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.

[Matt]

That’s a very nice sentiment Ed, thank you. Hope you had a good one yesterday.

[flannel slut]

Little under 5 minute, “Facebook Marketplace Musical”

[Jett129]

@flannel-slut I sell lots of stuff on Facebook Marketplace,and this doesn’t surprise my in the least. It was funny.

[Giles]

[Matt]

Outfuckingstanding.

[Bridger]

That's Boss

[Matt]

[IrishHeart]