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      Jett129
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      @Matt When you see it you’ll immediately understand why I asked you this question.

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      • MotyM
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        Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          hahahahahahaha

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • steelworkerS
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            "I'm looking for books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat."

            "The first one rings a bell but the 2nd might be in or out."

            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
            Well, I have others.

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            • EdHE
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              This dirty limerick has had me chuckling for days now:

              There once was a surgeon called Keith;
              Who circumcised men with his teeth;
              T'was not for leisure;
              Nor sexual pleasure;
              But to get at the cheese underneath.

              Take the dive...

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              • RobeOfTheMagiR
                RobeOfTheMagi
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                @EdH That's beautiful. Reminds me of the great haiku master Matsuo Bashō.

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                • EdHE
                  EdH
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                  @RobeOfTheMagi

                  Bashō strokes his beard—
                  a limerick, crude yet bold.
                  Even frogs chuckle.

                  Take the dive...

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                  • IH-GARYI
                    IH-GARY
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                    My contribution, to urban blues…

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                      Jett129
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                      • endoE
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                        si tacuisses

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                        • MattM
                          Matt
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                          My current weight.

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                          • EdHE
                            EdH
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                            @Matt Just remember what Newton said - the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction. 😘

                            Take the dive...

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                            • MattM
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                              That’s a very nice sentiment Ed, thank you. Hope you had a good one yesterday.

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                              • flannel slutF
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                                Little under 5 minute, “Facebook Marketplace Musical”

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                                  Jett129
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                                  @flannel-slut I sell lots of stuff on Facebook Marketplace,and this doesn’t surprise my in the least. It was funny.

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                                  • GilesG
                                    Giles
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                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • MattM
                                      Matt
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                                      Outfuckingstanding.

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                                        Bridger
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                                        That's Boss

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