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      An alien comes to the Earth and everyone wants to meet him,talk to him and ask him questions. The UN sets up a conference,inviting all the great minds of the world. When it’s The Pope’s turn he asks the alien…Have you heard of our Lord Savior Jesus Christ? The alien says absolutely,he comes to visit us every couple of years. The Pope,shocked,says We’ve been waiting over 2,000 years for him to come back. The alien says it must be the party. What party says The Pope? Every time he comes we have a big party with food,wine,singing and dancing. What did you guys do?

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      • BridgerB
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        They did have a supper 🤷🏻♂

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          @Bridger I had considered that,but so far the joke's been doing really well when I tell it and noone has raised that issue.

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                  A beloved cunt, even.

                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                  Well, I have others.

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                  • MattM
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                    She probably has a coffee mug that says World’s Greatest Cunt.

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                        Andy Burnham is visiting a school and sitting in on an English lesson. The pupils are learning about tragedy.
                        "Who here can give me an example of a tragedy then" says Andy, feeling cheery.
                        One hand goes up, and the boy proffers "If my father was driving his tractor and ran over our dog, that would be a tragedy".
                        "Not so" says Andy. "That would be an accident, for sure, but not a tragedy."
                        A second hand goes up, and a girl volunteers "If a bus carrying fifty children went careering off a cliff and they all died, that would be a tragedy".
                        "No" says Andy, inwardly resolving to reassess the English curriculum. "That would be a great loss, but not a tragedy."
                        No hands go up this time, until finally, Little Jimmy pipes up "If you were in your plane with your deputy, Prime Minister, and our own military shoots you with a missile and blows you to tiny bits, that would be a tragedy."
                        "YES!" says Andy, delighted that one pupil appears to have learned something. "And can you tell me why?"
                        "Well" says Little Jimmy, "It wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!"

                        Take the dive...

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                            I must say, I didn't get this joke - after reading it a few times. I finally asked Gemini, and it didn't get it either, but Claude did. Who knew, AI would be helpful to explain humour 🤷♂

                            Thank you Cyberdyne Systems

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                            • GilesG
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                              Pray tell.....

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                @Giles affogato…

                                “our policy of no discussions regarding politics, religion, asparagus, and other controversial issues.” - Andrew

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                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        Is that a tee? 🫪 Need

                                        si tacuisses

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                                          @endo hen‘s teeth. picture taken from their website

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