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    • MattM
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      She probably has a coffee mug that says World’s Greatest Cunt.

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          Andy Burnham is visiting a school and sitting in on an English lesson. The pupils are learning about tragedy.
          "Who here can give me an example of a tragedy then" says Andy, feeling cheery.
          One hand goes up, and the boy proffers "If my father was driving his tractor and ran over our dog, that would be a tragedy".
          "Not so" says Andy. "That would be an accident, for sure, but not a tragedy."
          A second hand goes up, and a girl volunteers "If a bus carrying fifty children went careering off a cliff and they all died, that would be a tragedy".
          "No" says Andy, inwardly resolving to reassess the English curriculum. "That would be a great loss, but not a tragedy."
          No hands go up this time, until finally, Little Jimmy pipes up "If you were in your plane with your deputy, Prime Minister, and our own military shoots you with a missile and blows you to tiny bits, that would be a tragedy."
          "YES!" says Andy, delighted that one pupil appears to have learned something. "And can you tell me why?"
          "Well" says Little Jimmy, "It wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!"

          Take the dive...

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              I must say, I didn't get this joke - after reading it a few times. I finally asked Gemini, and it didn't get it either, but Claude did. Who knew, AI would be helpful to explain humour 🤷♂

              Thank you Cyberdyne Systems

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                Pray tell.....

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  @Giles affogato…

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                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          Is that a tee? 🫪 Need

                          si tacuisses

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                            @endo hen‘s teeth. picture taken from their website

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                                @Matt Your joke reminded me of season 2,episode 1of a British comedy show called The IT Crowd. Might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Makes me laugh every time I see it. One of the characters decides to use the Disabled Bathroom. I couldn’t find the entire episode.

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                                  https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/380858/s02-e01-the-work-outing @Matt Maybe this works.

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                                    @Matt fucking hell matt haha

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                                            @RocknRoll This really made me chuckle - Hahaha!!!

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