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    • MotyM
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      After my last prostate exam, which was one of the most complete I've ever had, the doctor left, and a nurse came in.
      As she closed the door, she asked me the most frightening question I've ever heard.
      "Who was that man?"

      Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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          Jett129
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          https://x.com/_mlfootball/status/1940984200339026392?s=61&t=ZScDdO04CiGDLp8PauvOcw Hope you can access this. Pretty funny.

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          • IH-GARYI
            IH-GARY
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            My contribution, to urban blues…

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              That's a terrible start to the week

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              • RobeOfTheMagiR
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                Don't know if this has already been shared; just just can't deliver jokes any better:

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                • GilesG
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                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    @RobeOfTheMagi Finally got to watch that,really great. I’ve been to two Don’t Tell Comedy shows,and if you’re looking to see some potentially good comedy,I highly recommend it. Tickets are $27,which is pretty reasonable compared to a real comedy club. It gives up and coming comedians a chance to get up and also supports the local business that is hosting the show. You should have low expectations,and you never know who you might catch doing a set.

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                      @Giles said in That's Jokes:

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                        A guy says to his wife. Hey,What would you do if I won the Lottery? She says…I’d take half and leave you. He says …Well I won 12 bucks,here’s 6,stay in touch!

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                        • scooterS
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                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                            No joking about inflation these days. Date nights are pricey!

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                            • MizmazzleM
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                              @Bridger I’ll tell you what else ain’t no joke…the US dollar to British Pound conversion on a UK holiday!

                              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                              • B
                                Bridger
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                                Yeah, but say that 20 years ago @Mizmazzle

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                                  si tacuisses

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                                      He pretty much bombs,but totally leans in to it.

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                                        Thanks for the share @Jett129

                                        I liked his vibe. DJT said he was huge. Huge balls for sure.

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                                        • flannel slutF
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                                          @Jett129 the shout out to Mrs McCuster as 4 time WNBA all star was definitely a highlight

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