That's Jokes

[Jett129]

A guy says to his wife. Hey,What would you do if I won the Lottery? She says…I’d take half and leave you. He says …Well I won 12 bucks,here’s 6,stay in touch!

[scooter]

[Bridger]

No joking about inflation these days. Date nights are pricey!

[Mizmazzle]

@Bridger I’ll tell you what else ain’t no joke…the US dollar to British Pound conversion on a UK holiday!

[Bridger]

Yeah, but say that 20 years ago @Mizmazzle

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[Matt]

[Jett129]

He pretty much bombs,but totally leans in to it.

[Bridger]

Thanks for the share @Jett129

I liked his vibe. DJT said he was huge. Huge balls for sure.

[flannel slut]

@Jett129 the shout out to Mrs McCuster as 4 time WNBA all star was definitely a highlight

[Jett129]

Haven’t posted any Mitch Hedberg in a while.

[Bridger]

Mitch was so chilled that he made The Dude seem up tight.

I dig how he laughed at his own jokes. I can imagine him sitting at home by himself just cracking himself up.

[Jett129]

@Bridger He had said in interviews that he didn’t like long stories that ended up in a joke,but rather random things in life that struck him as being funny. Like more people have probably seen me at the store.

[Bridger]

Yep definitely observational comedy, like Steven Wright (or Seinfeld).

[Jett129]

@Bridger I agree,very much like Steven Wright. Here’s a great Steven Wright interview.

[Moty]

Netflix is already working on a new series:-D

I love black humour:-D

[Xavras]

@Moty it's what he would have wanted

[Jett129]

An architect,a musician,and a mathematician are at the dog park and they’re debating whose dog is the smartest. They decide to set up a pile of bones and see what each dog can do. The architect’s dog goes first and he builds a beautiful A-Frame house,very impressive. The mathematician’s dog goes next and he makes a perfect geometric shape,also impressive. The musician’s dog digs a hole buries the bones,and fucks the other two dogs.

[Giles]

@Mizmazzle said in That's Jokes:

@Bridger I’ll tell you what else ain’t no joke…the US dollar to British Pound conversion on a UK holiday!

I think you are wrong. The Dollar is super strong to the pound, and has been for years......

[Mizmazzle]

@Giles
$1 = £.75
But I’m sure you knew that. Am I missing something?
Currency and global economics is not an area of expertise…but I’m gathering it’s more complicated than a unit 1:1 ratio.