Random Announcements
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Definitely more like Ben Stiller.
As for favourite drinks… it is a small place steeped in culture and alcoholism, and paid for by social security checks and illicitly earned currency.
There are other drinks than beer. We serve brown liquor too. The only drink served that requires more than ice and one mixer is Irish Coffee. Wine is served from the box, but never with a smile. There are two types. Neither of those types are rosé or white.
To weigh up for this we have 30 different akevitt’s, 20 different whiskies and a large assortment of dodgy shots, bitters and brandy’s. The beer menu is seven pages deep.
To paraphrase Craig Finn, there’s karaoke and knife fights every other Wednesday night.
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We closed up at 2am last night. I worked with a 27 year old called Kenneth who I know from the other side of the bar. He mostly plays computer games and serves drinks. Good lad. Towards the end of the evening Boris (real name Sergei, but you’ve all seen The Wire), came in. He’s 23 and got to Norway from Ukraine 18 months ago. He works there too. Lovely boy. He helped us clean up.
I was given the keys to lock up, and as I turned Kenneth brings out a pre-rolled spliff from a tobacco tin, and Boris fishes three cans of out of date IPA, newly liberated from the back room, out of his jacket pockets. The song, it would seem, remains the same.
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@neph93 - this reads like a Tom Waits lyric - loving your work Reuben!
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@Karol thank you!
@Nocturama I was going for Bukowski, but Tom is absolutely good enough
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So amazing story @neph93 !
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@neph93 said in Random Announcements:
To paraphrase Craig Finn, there’s karaoke and knife fights every other Wednesday night.
Great write up @neph93 !
Please more short stories about your experiences on the right side of the bar
.And another bar film without a good end.
The Golden Glove:
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My mental soundtrack to the @neph93 narration:
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@goosehd “No Sex on the Beach here, but there have been reports of Crabs from the Pool Table.”
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@Tago-Mago so you would like me to pelt you with apples? That can't be arranged.
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@popvulture this has to be the greatest complement I have ever recieved.
As it happens, and as those who have met me at Gosport parties can attest, just looking at Camel Filters or whisky gives me a Waitsian growl.
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Was in NYC yesterday and stopped in to say Hi,to Alex,and AJ,and as long as I was there,saw the S/S 2025 Collection. Comments ranged from game changer,to people are going to loose their minds over this one. Obviously it was great. Also had the pleasure of meeting Eli from Berkeley Supply.