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    goosehd
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    @neph93
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    @neph93
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    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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      Tago Mago
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      @goosehd
      Joined: 16 Jan 2021

      @goosehd has the Swedish chef relocated to Norway?

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        Tago Mago
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        @neph93
        Joined: 16 Jan 2021

        @neph93 legend

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          goosehd
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          @Tago Mago
          Joined: 8 Apr 2016

          @Tago-Mago It’s Reuben…he taught this guy how to be and do everything this guy pretends to be… 🙂

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          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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            Karol
            啓蒙家
            @neph93
            Joined: 14 Nov 2022

            @neph93 cheers to that!!!

            Favorite:
            IH-888S-21 | IH-888-XHSib | IH-805 | IH-729-PUR | IH-555-XHS | IH-555S-25MB
            IHSH-339-SAX | IHSH-341-BLK | IHSH-293-OD | IHSH-362-BLK | IHSH-409-IB | IHSH-336-OD | IHSB-BIGBUCK-BLK
            IHV-44-BLK | IHV-02-BLK
            IHJ-75-BLK | IHJ-79-BLK | IHM-37-ODG

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              sabergirl
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              Joined: 4 Oct 2013

              Hell yeah, Reuben! It’s like riding a bike. Have a blast!

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                Oaktavia
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                @neph93
                Joined: 12 Jun 2019

                @neph93 I bet you're a fabulous barman. What's your favorite drink to make?

                IG: electricindigowizard

                "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                  Tago Mago
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                  @Oaktavia
                  Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                  @Oaktavia beer?

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                    Oaktavia
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                    @Tago Mago
                    Joined: 12 Jun 2019

                    @Tago-Mago said in Random Announcements:

                    @Oaktavia beer?

                    That's what they all say!

                    IG: electricindigowizard

                    "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                    WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                      scooter
                      啓蒙家
                      Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                        Matt
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                        Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                        I’m picturing something closer to this…

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                          neph93
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                          Joined: 18 Aug 2014

                          Definitely more like Ben Stiller.

                          As for favourite drinks… it is a small place steeped in culture and alcoholism, and paid for by social security checks and illicitly earned currency.

                          There are other drinks than beer. We serve brown liquor too. The only drink served that requires more than ice and one mixer is Irish Coffee. Wine is served from the box, but never with a smile. There are two types. Neither of those types are rosé or white.

                          To weigh up for this we have 30 different akevitt’s, 20 different whiskies and a large assortment of dodgy shots, bitters and brandy’s. The beer menu is seven pages deep.

                          To paraphrase Craig Finn, there’s karaoke and knife fights every other Wednesday night.

                          “Some of those that work forces
                          Are the same that burn crosses”

                          • Virginia Woolf
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                            neph93
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                            Joined: 18 Aug 2014

                            We closed up at 2am last night. I worked with a 27 year old called Kenneth who I know from the other side of the bar. He mostly plays computer games and serves drinks. Good lad. Towards the end of the evening Boris (real name Sergei, but you’ve all seen The Wire), came in. He’s 23 and got to Norway from Ukraine 18 months ago. He works there too. Lovely boy. He helped us clean up.

                            I was given the keys to lock up, and as I turned Kenneth brings out a pre-rolled spliff from a tobacco tin, and Boris fishes three cans of out of date IPA, newly liberated from the back room, out of his jacket pockets. The song, it would seem, remains the same.

                            “Some of those that work forces
                            Are the same that burn crosses”

                            • Virginia Woolf
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                              Karol
                              啓蒙家
                              @neph93
                              Joined: 14 Nov 2022

                              @neph93 I love every bit of this story! Peace and love to You Reuben!

                              Favorite:
                              IH-888S-21 | IH-888-XHSib | IH-805 | IH-729-PUR | IH-555-XHS | IH-555S-25MB
                              IHSH-339-SAX | IHSH-341-BLK | IHSH-293-OD | IHSH-362-BLK | IHSH-409-IB | IHSH-336-OD | IHSB-BIGBUCK-BLK
                              IHV-44-BLK | IHV-02-BLK
                              IHJ-75-BLK | IHJ-79-BLK | IHM-37-ODG

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                                Nocturama
                                Haraki san Prodigy
                                @neph93
                                Joined: 1 Jan 2023

                                @neph93 - this reads like a Tom Waits lyric - loving your work Reuben!

                                #JustStopCrocs

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                                  neph93
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                                  @Karol
                                  Joined: 18 Aug 2014

                                  @Karol thank you!
                                  @Nocturama I was going for Bukowski, but Tom is absolutely good enough 😉

                                  “Some of those that work forces
                                  Are the same that burn crosses”

                                  • Virginia Woolf
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                                    FlavourFade
                                    Raw and Unwashed
                                    Joined: 15 Jan 2024

                                    So amazing story @neph93 !

                                    Insta: free_the_fades

                                    wtb:
                                    The Pale Rider XXL

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                                      Aetas
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                                      @neph93
                                      Joined: 19 Jun 2013

                                      @neph93 said in Random Announcements:

                                      To paraphrase Craig Finn, there’s karaoke and knife fights every other Wednesday night.

                                      Great write up @neph93 !
                                      Please more short stories about your experiences on the right side of the bar 😄.

                                      And another bar film without a good end.
                                      The Golden Glove:

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                                        goosehd
                                        Mod Squad
                                        @neph93
                                        Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                                        @neph93 Any attractive, semi-attractive, or absolutely hideous patrons demand sex on the beach from you yet…

                                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                          neph93
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                                          Joined: 18 Aug 2014

                                          One of the great pleasures of working there is getting to say «no cocktails» to absolutely everyone when they ask for something dumb. We have about 200 different varieties of beer though… and I make a mean vodka and Red Bull 😉

                                          “Some of those that work forces
                                          Are the same that burn crosses”

                                          • Virginia Woolf
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