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    • J
      Jett129
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      A Nun goes to the Mother Superior and says I have used horrible language today. She says tell me what happened. I was golfing and hit the ball it looked like it would travel 400 yards,but it hit a low hanging wire and fell to the ground. Is that when you swore asks the Mother Superior. NO,Because I squirrel came out picked up the ball in his mouth and ran off. Is that when you swore,No as an eagle swooped down grabbed the squirrel in it’s talons and flew away. For crying out loud is that when you swore? No The squirrel dropped the ball which bounced off a rock,over the sand trap onto the green and rolled 6 inches from the cup. The Mother Superior looks at her and says…You missed the Fucking putt didn’t you!

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        si tacuisses

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          • GilesG
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            Hahahahahah

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • endoE
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                • MizmazzleM
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                  Hahaha. Can’t think of a better place for this to ring true!!

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                  • MizmazzleM
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                    Gary Gulman is one of my absolute favorites. He’s coming to Denver soon. This set is incredible!!

                    https://open.spotify.com/album/3AfgD90RlAp2EmnKj4Wn9r?si=EWNgCLKcRFi295G2NdMacQ

                    In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                      IrishHeart
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                              Jett129
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                              @Matt That was great. Caught me by surprise.

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                                  Also ignore the other one, he's just being a dick

                                  "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                  • NocturamaN
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                                    A very sad day today

                                    After years of hard work , including 7 years of medical training , a good friend of mine has been struck off after one mistake .

                                    He slept with one of his patients and can no longer be involved in the job he loves .

                                    Such a shame . He’s a genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet .

                                    #JustStopCrocs

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                                    • scarfmaceS
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                                      I know a coroner who had the same missfortune

                                      "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                        Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                          the whole show is brilliant

                                          si tacuisses

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                                            he's such a wonderful scumbag

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