That's Jokes

[Brian]

Probably already been posted however it’s Friday and i’m too lazy to look back 764 posts

[endo]

nice short documentary on the friendship of Bob Newhart and Don Rickles

[Mizmazzle]

Man, Bob Newhart was so amazing. I just love his old skits. That reminds me, I should get some old vinyls of his. Would be fun to listen to.

[Jett129]

A Nun goes to the Mother Superior and says I have used horrible language today. She says tell me what happened. I was golfing and hit the ball it looked like it would travel 400 yards,but it hit a low hanging wire and fell to the ground. Is that when you swore asks the Mother Superior. NO,Because I squirrel came out picked up the ball in his mouth and ran off. Is that when you swore,No as an eagle swooped down grabbed the squirrel in it’s talons and flew away. For crying out loud is that when you swore? No The squirrel dropped the ball which bounced off a rock,over the sand trap onto the green and rolled 6 inches from the cup. The Mother Superior looks at her and says…You missed the Fucking putt didn’t you!

[endo]

[Brian]

[Giles]

Hahahahahah

[endo]

[endo]

[Mizmazzle]

Hahaha. Can’t think of a better place for this to ring true!!

[Mizmazzle]

Gary Gulman is one of my absolute favorites. He’s coming to Denver soon. This set is incredible!!

https://open.spotify.com/album/3AfgD90RlAp2EmnKj4Wn9r?si=EWNgCLKcRFi295G2NdMacQ

[IrishHeart]

[IrishHeart]

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[Matt]

[Jett129]

@Matt That was great. Caught me by surprise.

[IrishHeart]

[scarfmace]

Also ignore the other one, he's just being a dick

[Nocturama]

A very sad day today

After years of hard work , including 7 years of medical training , a good friend of mine has been struck off after one mistake .

He slept with one of his patients and can no longer be involved in the job he loves .

Such a shame . He’s a genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet .

[scarfmace]

I know a coroner who had the same missfortune