Random Rants
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@goosehd I should have clarified - she got me the first time with her sharting trick when I was coming in with the new nappy. Managed to get the back of my hand, but thankfully the cuff of my shirt sleeve was rolled up.
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rookie mistakes. you should always have a nappy locked, loaded and ready to swap.
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Yes, I'm dreading the teenage years, particularly with a girl. When we found out the sex, I stepped out of the clinic to a hot summer's day, and suddenly had a whole new perspective on all the young women walking around in those nude-coloured lycra hotpants that go right up the bum, which suddenly seemed to be everywhere I looked...
I resolved to try and instill a devout admiration for Wednesday Addams and her dress sense in my daughter.
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Son’s or Nun’s has been my goal for kids.
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@Matt Anywhere around Cheltenham town centre when the temperature is touching 35-40 degrees Celsius will do you just fine. (Don't ask me to translate that to your nonsensical Fahrenheit scale.)
Parking can be a bugger in Cheltenham, you might have to check a few locations to find a space, but there are plenty of options.
I'd lose the beard - they're somewhat loosely associated with what we British like to call a "nonce".
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@EdH and yeah I remember having a moment like that when I found out we were expecting a daughter with our first. Admittedly a way off from teenage years so might be jinxing it, but she’s into skater/baggy clothes and I genuinely hope (or deluded myself into thinking) that this will continue for the foreseeable.
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@jerkules said in Random Rants:
UK prison slang/acronym for “Not on normal courtyard exercise”. Or so I’ve heard, might be BS.
My dad is a retired prison officer, served 35 years. I've asked him about this and he reckons it's bullshit, but in my head cannon it'll always be true, just too good an acronym...
“𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”
