Random Rants
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Kids are a trip and you guys are cracking me up. We had one that had reflux so he spit up constantly which was actually preferable because you knew it was coming all the time. My daughter was stealthy and would surprise you with it…much worse. Thanks for starting my day with some laughs and fond (ish) memories!
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@goosehd I should have clarified - she got me the first time with her sharting trick when I was coming in with the new nappy. Managed to get the back of my hand, but thankfully the cuff of my shirt sleeve was rolled up.
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rookie mistakes. you should always have a nappy locked, loaded and ready to swap.
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Yes, I'm dreading the teenage years, particularly with a girl. When we found out the sex, I stepped out of the clinic to a hot summer's day, and suddenly had a whole new perspective on all the young women walking around in those nude-coloured lycra hotpants that go right up the bum, which suddenly seemed to be everywhere I looked...
I resolved to try and instill a devout admiration for Wednesday Addams and her dress sense in my daughter.
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Son’s or Nun’s has been my goal for kids.
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@Matt Anywhere around Cheltenham town centre when the temperature is touching 35-40 degrees Celsius will do you just fine. (Don't ask me to translate that to your nonsensical Fahrenheit scale.)
Parking can be a bugger in Cheltenham, you might have to check a few locations to find a space, but there are plenty of options.
I'd lose the beard - they're somewhat loosely associated with what we British like to call a "nonce".
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@EdH and yeah I remember having a moment like that when I found out we were expecting a daughter with our first. Admittedly a way off from teenage years so might be jinxing it, but she’s into skater/baggy clothes and I genuinely hope (or deluded myself into thinking) that this will continue for the foreseeable.
