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    Bigdog
    Haraki san Prodigy
    Joined: 6 Jan 2023

    Son’s or Nun’s has been my goal for kids.

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      Matt
      見習いボス
      Joined: 4 Oct 2011

      @EdH please tell me the address of this hospital and the best place to park.

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        AdamC
        IHUK Crew
        @Matt
        Joined: 12 Jan 2018

        @Matt 😆 😆 😆

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          EdH
          Iron Heart Deity
          @Matt
          Joined: 2 Jan 2022

          @Matt Anywhere around Cheltenham town centre when the temperature is touching 35-40 degrees Celsius will do you just fine. (Don't ask me to translate that to your nonsensical Fahrenheit scale.)

          Parking can be a bugger in Cheltenham, you might have to check a few locations to find a space, but there are plenty of options.

          I'd lose the beard - they're somewhat loosely associated with what we British like to call a "nonce".

          Take the dive...

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            Giles
            IHUK Crew
            Joined: 22 Sept 2009

            You guys are giving me so much joy today......

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              Matt
              見習いボス
              Joined: 4 Oct 2011

              I’ve been called many things over the years but I think nonce is a new one. I’ll just go ahead and assume it means gentleman.

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                goosehd
                Mod Squad
                Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                …it doesn’t. I had to look it up.

                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                  Matt
                  見習いボス
                  Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                  🧐

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                    goosehd
                    Mod Squad
                    Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                    …Stranger danger

                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                      jerkules
                      啓蒙家
                      Joined: 26 Aug 2018

                      UK prison slang/acronym for “Not on normal courtyard exercise”. Or so I’ve heard, might be BS.

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                        goosehd
                        Mod Squad
                        Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                        Might drive one of these is what I found on the interwebz…

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                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                          jerkules
                          啓蒙家
                          Joined: 26 Aug 2018

                          @EdH and yeah I remember having a moment like that when I found out we were expecting a daughter with our first. Admittedly a way off from teenage years so might be jinxing it, but she’s into skater/baggy clothes and I genuinely hope (or deluded myself into thinking) that this will continue for the foreseeable.

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                            T4920
                            見習いボス
                            @jerkules
                            Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                            @jerkules said in Random Rants:

                            UK prison slang/acronym for “Not on normal courtyard exercise”. Or so I’ve heard, might be BS.

                            My dad is a retired prison officer, served 35 years. I've asked him about this and he reckons it's bullshit, but in my head cannon it'll always be true, just too good an acronym...

                            “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                              T4920
                              見習いボス
                              Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                              I called my bin a nonce the other day, for being full.

                              Us Brits definitely use that term with reckless abandonment...

                              “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

                              last edited by 23 Feb 2023, 20:18 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                AdamJ
                                IHUK Crew
                                Joined: 29 Jun 2017

                                @jerkules that's the sort of thing if you told me convincingly enough I would definitely have believed!

                                The devil is in the detail..

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                                  EdH
                                  Iron Heart Deity
                                  @T4920
                                  Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                                  @T4920 I can imagine the call: “dad, what’s a nonce?” 😂

                                  Take the dive...

                                  last edited by 23 Feb 2023, 20:54 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                    T4920
                                    見習いボス
                                    Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                    Uh, my favourite ever UHF just showed up on eBay for a steal... I've told myself no more shirts this year... An unnecessary purchase, especially coming into spring...

                                    “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                      SKT
                                      見習いボス
                                      Joined: 26 Aug 2019

                                      @T4920 i don’t see the problem. What does unnecessary mean? 😜

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                                        T4920
                                        見習いボス
                                        @SKT
                                        Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                        @SKT I really shouldn't have posted here, y'all are like the devil on my shoulder whilst my wallet is praying I shalt not succumb to temptation...

                                        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

                                        last edited by T4920 25 Feb 2023, 12:30 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                          T4920
                                          見習いボス
                                          Joined: 27 Apr 2022

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                                          Pahahaha, it sold whilst I was lamenting here... Probably for this best, but I'm kinda sad now!

                                          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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