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[neph93]

All together now….

«Eli, has only got one ball.
The other, is in the Albert Hall»

[hajduk]

Bon courage Eli![emoji481][emoji3577]

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[A Former User]

Bloody hell. They better give you some good medicine. And what about the prospect of physical therapy? Oil massages to speed recovery? 

[Cutlasshound]

Best of luck old chap!!!!!!!

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[Omega Man]

Oh man, wishing you a speedy recovery.

[steelworker]

@Giles:

Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

"Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

Im thinking you might catch something like

[scooter]

Godspeed, Eli. One of my brothers was in the same predicament, a few years back. He didn't sweat it, either. He'd tell you it's the right mind to be in…

[Chris]

Well damn.  I've had a busy week, so I'm a few days behind, but sorry to hear that, Eli.  Though sitting at home drinking, catching up on reading and television, and avoiding other people sounds pretty much like your version of paradise.  Even if you have to give up a nut to get it…

[Graeme]

Just make sure that they don't remove the wrong one Eli! ???

I hope that it all goes well and you recover soon.

[Snowy]

Best Eli! Handling this like a non-nonsense trooper that you are! Way to go you role model you!

[Seul]

**I LOST A BALL BUT I WON THE FUCKING WAR.

100% CURED!.. AT HOME DRINKING ROSE.**

(Thank you SO much for all your well wishes!!!)

[neph93]

Well done, sir. You are a bloody hero and I wish you a speedy and pleasant convalescence.

[Seul]

My room… Two person bedroom but had it to meself after the operation and the rest of today...
Watching some South Park... Had a nice view of the storms that took place yesterday as well...
Oh and IH shorts were inevitable... And re-reading a classic...

@Americans: this whole debacle (doctor on Monday, hospital radiology test on Tuesday, urology test on Thursday, and CAT scan + operation

• stay one night at hospital will probably set me back about a 100€ all in... I pay 105€ for health care each year...

[dinobarnesberlin]

The same procedure in America would basically be the same cost as a nice downpayment on a house.
Europe is where its at if you need some good medical attention–and the price is right.

[Cutlasshound]

Glad to hear all went ok Eli!!!!!

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[Seul]

@Seul:

Oh: and I mainly won't complain cause why the fuck would you… When a mate has been diagnosed with having a tumor in his fucking BRAINSTEM that's just not a fucking option...

Turns out it's not malignant and it should be able to be removed easily!..

"Inflammable means flammable?.. What a country!.."

[Giles]

Jeez, that's some fuck up of a misunderstanding….

[Seul]

He was in Poland at the time… First hospitals refused him despite being insured and seeing double/ not being able to walk... They literally just laughed in his face... Poland's fucked mate...

Right diagnose was made in ole Belgium... Land of the one bollocked bastards...

[steelworker]

@Seul:

My room… Two person bedroom but had it to meself after the operation and the rest of today...
Watching some South Park... Had a nice view of the storms that took place yesterday as well...
Oh and IH shorts were inevitable... And re-reading a classic...

@Americans: this whole debacle (doctor on Monday, hospital radiology test on Tuesday, urology test on Thursday, and CAT scan + operation

• stay one night at hospital will probably set me back about a 100€ all in... I pay 105€ for health care each year...

I'm glad you're ok, Eli. 
Yes, here in the States they'd have taken your other nut to pay for the removal of the first.  ::)

[Seul]

So they'd take both nuts and then sack me?.. Bollocks!..