Random Rants
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Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?
Is this from the set of the new "Vegas" tv show?
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Chris is about to reach super stardom with that picture. And he isn't even wearing IH (from what I see)
I'm wearing my Geo duck bracelet, so I don't feel completely dead inside…
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Goddammit! Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim. So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks. Fuck, I feel like such a douche.
Chris, I feel for you. Did the same and I had to buy golf shorts! To make things worst, I played like shet and everyone around me was a "pro". I had to refrain from unleashing a bout of profanities….....its fecking frustrating to play golf!
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God, the headmaster is such an asshole. My son has been going to school there for three years. There are less than 40 students. Benjamin has been pictured in promotional materials for the school. The headmaster neither knows my name nor that I am Benjamin's father. Dickhead.
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For speed of play, the highest allowed score is bogey! I'm gonna have my best round ever!
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Just see what you can do to make them feel uncomfortable as well….I can give you some ideas if you want.
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Still at work…midnight. Starting to get jealous of Chris...I take that back...I'd rather be doing this any day!!!
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Well, it's over.
And, in fairness, I should admit that I had a pretty good time. My borrowed clubs were quite nice and my group changed so that I played with two other parents and our caddy (yeah, we had an honest to god caddy). All were totally cool and the other dads were approximately my skill level, so it wasn't completely embarrassing. I had a handful of truly pretty shots, which was nice- the best was a downhill, breaking 17 ft putt that I perfectly drained. Total luck, but still…
I'm not going to play golf again until next year's charity tournament, though.
Oh, and my back is killing me.
And the Director is still a useless sack of shit.
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Or come to England, and we'll do the Crazy Golf on Skegness sea front (ask anyone from England about the horror that is Skegness).
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Most-anticipated blue bag of the year scheduled to arrive today and naturally it get's left behind, Murphy's law :p
Shipment Progress
Location Date Local Time Activity
Brussels, Belgium 28/09/2012 12:37 The package was left in a UPS facility / Delivery rescheduled
Brussels, Belgium 27/09/2012 19:58 Arrival Scan
Barking, United Kingdom 27/09/2012 12:36 Departure Scan
Barking, United Kingdom 26/09/2012 22:46 Arrival Scan
Eastleigh, United Kingdom 26/09/2012 20:15 Departure Scan -
Travelling anywhere in England is certainly an experience. We have been on the road for about an hour, and so for we have been through two heavy downpours of rain, and two patches of baking heat.
I think Ming The Merciless has his weather machine at work today
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Yup, we had plenty of sun this morning in London and just as I'm about to leave the house, it starts raining. Ho hum, on goes the Patagonia jacket…
