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      Omega Man
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      @Chris:

      Goddammit!  Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim.  So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks.  Fuck, I feel like such a douche.

      Chris, I feel for you.  Did the same and I had to buy golf shorts!  To make things worst, I played like shet and everyone around me was a "pro".  I had to refrain from unleashing a bout of profanities….....its fecking frustrating to play golf!

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      • ChrisC
        Chris
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        God, the headmaster is such an asshole.  My son has been going to school there for three years.  There are less than 40 students.  Benjamin has been pictured in promotional materials for the school.  The headmaster neither knows my name nor that I am Benjamin's father.  Dickhead.

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        • ChrisC
          Chris
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          For speed of play, the highest allowed score is bogey!  I'm gonna have my best round ever!

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          • GilesG
            Giles
            IHUK Crew
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            Hey man, don't blame the head, if Benjamin takes after you, he's all but bleeding invisible and inconsequential…..

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • GilesG
              Giles
              IHUK Crew
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              Just had the Head PM me.  All he said was:

              "I refuse to join any club that would have Chris as a member"

              Chris, fret no more

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • thomasnunnallyT
                thomasnunnally
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                Just see what you can do to make them feel uncomfortable as well….I can give you some ideas if you want.

                Out with the new! In with the old!

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                • Finn666F
                  Finn666
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                  omg chris…this isn't the "post pictures of you as a 16+ year old!" thread, isn't it? 😉

                  great pic though! 😉

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                  • joesaintjohnJ
                    joesaintjohn
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                    Still at work…midnight. Starting to get jealous of Chris...I take that back...I'd rather be doing this any day!!!

                    Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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                    • ChrisC
                      Chris
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                      Well, it's over.

                      And, in fairness, I should admit that I had a pretty good time.  My borrowed clubs were quite nice and my group changed so that I played with two other parents and our caddy (yeah, we had an honest to god caddy).  All were totally cool and the other dads were approximately my skill level, so it wasn't completely embarrassing.  I had a handful of truly pretty shots, which was nice- the best was a downhill, breaking 17 ft putt that I perfectly drained.  Total luck, but still…

                      I'm not going to play golf again until next year's charity tournament, though.

                      Oh, and my back is killing me.

                      And the Director is still a useless sack of shit.

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                      • SeulS
                        Seul
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                        Good to hear Chris!.. Come to Belgium and we'll do some totally white trash mini-golf…

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                        • Megatron1505M
                          Megatron1505
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                          Or come to England, and we'll do the Crazy Golf on Skegness sea front (ask anyone from England about the horror that is Skegness).

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • FurattoHeddoF
                            FurattoHeddo
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                            Most-anticipated blue bag of the year scheduled to arrive today and naturally it get's left behind, Murphy's law :p

                            Shipment Progress

                            Location                              Date            Local Time  Activity
                            Brussels, Belgium                28/09/2012    12:37  The package was left in a UPS facility / Delivery rescheduled
                            Brussels, Belgium                27/09/2012    19:58  Arrival Scan
                            Barking, United Kingdom      27/09/2012    12:36  Departure Scan
                            Barking, United Kingdom      26/09/2012    22:46  Arrival Scan
                            Eastleigh, United Kingdom    26/09/2012    20:15  Departure Scan

                            "Don't ever be sorry"

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                            • Megatron1505M
                              Megatron1505
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                              Travelling anywhere in England is certainly an experience. We have been on the road for about an hour, and so for we have been through two heavy downpours of rain, and two patches of baking heat.

                              I think Ming The Merciless has his weather machine at work today  😠

                              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                              • FlashF
                                Flash
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                                same here in Belfast mate , was beautiful this morning when i left the house …...10 minutes later it started raining sideways ( completely soaked )

                                FS  FT.IHSW04 size s , samurai loopwheeled tee ,fullcount flannel      http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=3997.0

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                                • Sugar MountainS
                                  Sugar Mountain
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                                  Yup, we had plenty of sun this morning in London and just as I'm about to leave the house, it starts raining. Ho hum, on goes the Patagonia jacket…

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                                  • Megatron1505M
                                    Megatron1505
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                                    And now we're ass deep in a traffic jam  😠

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    • redchrisR
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                                      What sort of creepy sad fuckwit trawls through eBay and reports listing violations ?
                                      I am thinking the horrendous crime of adding " buzz rickson" to the title of a listing for real McCoys, anticipating the same buyers like both brands.

                                      Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

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                                      • GilesG
                                        Giles
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                                        @Megatron1505:

                                        And now we're ass deep in a traffic jam  😠

                                        Where?

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • Megatron1505M
                                          Megatron1505
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                                          Nearly at the M3, 30 miles to go.

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          • Megatron1505M
                                            Megatron1505
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                                            @redchris:

                                            What sort of creepy sad fuckwit trawls through eBay and reports listing violations ?
                                            I am thinking the horrendous crime of adding " buzz rickson" to the title of a listing for real McCoys, anticipating the same buyers like both brands.

                                            Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

                                            eBay do it themselves, it's happened to me quite a few times.

                                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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