Random Rants

[Chris]

Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?

[Giles]

Depends, are they 3 inches too short?  If so, yes….

[Seul]

Oh God - it's worse than I imagined… I'm gonna be waking up from my own laughter this night!..

[Giles]

Careful, he'll come round and hit you with his golf bat….

[Megatron1505]

They don't look too bad mate…..

[Seul]

@Giles:

Careful, he'll come round and hit you with his golf bat….

I'll die laughing if he comes in that outfit…

[J-IV]

I picture says a thousand words. In this case..

[Giles]

Are there a 1,000 words in the thesaurus that mean the same thing as douche?

[urbanwoodsman]

@Chris:

Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?

Is this from the set of the new "Vegas" tv show?

[J-IV]

Chris is about to reach super stardom with that picture. And he isn't even wearing IH (from what I see)

[Seul]

@Giles:

Are there a 1,000 words in the thesaurus that mean the same thing as douche?

They apparently all rhyme with "Chris in slacks"… The more you know!..

[Chris]

@J-IV:

Chris is about to reach super stardom with that picture. And he isn't even wearing IH (from what I see)

I'm wearing my Geo duck bracelet, so I don't feel completely dead inside…

[Seul]

Big thumbs up from the great Scotsman in paradise (doesn't have any golf courses)!.. 

[Omega Man]

@Chris:

Goddammit!  Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim.  So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks.  Fuck, I feel like such a douche.

Chris, I feel for you.  Did the same and I had to buy golf shorts!  To make things worst, I played like shet and everyone around me was a "pro".  I had to refrain from unleashing a bout of profanities….....its fecking frustrating to play golf!

[Chris]

God, the headmaster is such an asshole.  My son has been going to school there for three years.  There are less than 40 students.  Benjamin has been pictured in promotional materials for the school.  The headmaster neither knows my name nor that I am Benjamin's father.  Dickhead.

[Chris]

For speed of play, the highest allowed score is bogey!  I'm gonna have my best round ever!

[Giles]

Hey man, don't blame the head, if Benjamin takes after you, he's all but bleeding invisible and inconsequential…..

[Giles]

Just had the Head PM me.  All he said was:

"I refuse to join any club that would have Chris as a member"

Chris, fret no more

[thomasnunnally]

Just see what you can do to make them feel uncomfortable as well….I can give you some ideas if you want.

[Finn666]

omg chris…this isn't the "post pictures of you as a 16+ year old!" thread, isn't it?

great pic though!