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    • J-IVJ
      J-IV
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      I picture says a thousand words. In this case..

      I'm as ugly as you

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      • GilesG
        Giles
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        Are there a 1,000 words in the thesaurus that mean the same thing as douche?

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • urbanwoodsmanU
          urbanwoodsman
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          @Chris:

          Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?

          Is this from the set of the new "Vegas" tv show?

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          • J-IVJ
            J-IV
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            Chris is about to reach super stardom with that picture. And he isn't even wearing IH (from what I see)

            I'm as ugly as you

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            • SeulS
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              @Giles:

              Are there a 1,000 words in the thesaurus that mean the same thing as douche?

              They apparently all rhyme with "Chris in slacks"… The more you know!..

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              • ChrisC
                Chris
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                @J-IV:

                Chris is about to reach super stardom with that picture. And he isn't even wearing IH (from what I see)

                I'm wearing my Geo duck bracelet, so I don't feel completely dead inside…

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                • SeulS
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                  Big thumbs up from the great Scotsman in paradise (doesn't have any golf courses)!..  😉

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                  • O
                    Omega Man
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                    @Chris:

                    Goddammit!  Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim.  So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks.  Fuck, I feel like such a douche.

                    Chris, I feel for you.  Did the same and I had to buy golf shorts!  To make things worst, I played like shet and everyone around me was a "pro".  I had to refrain from unleashing a bout of profanities….....its fecking frustrating to play golf!

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                    • ChrisC
                      Chris
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                      God, the headmaster is such an asshole.  My son has been going to school there for three years.  There are less than 40 students.  Benjamin has been pictured in promotional materials for the school.  The headmaster neither knows my name nor that I am Benjamin's father.  Dickhead.

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                      • ChrisC
                        Chris
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                        For speed of play, the highest allowed score is bogey!  I'm gonna have my best round ever!

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                        • GilesG
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                          Hey man, don't blame the head, if Benjamin takes after you, he's all but bleeding invisible and inconsequential…..

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            Just had the Head PM me.  All he said was:

                            "I refuse to join any club that would have Chris as a member"

                            Chris, fret no more

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • thomasnunnallyT
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                              Just see what you can do to make them feel uncomfortable as well….I can give you some ideas if you want.

                              Out with the new! In with the old!

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                              • Finn666F
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                                omg chris…this isn't the "post pictures of you as a 16+ year old!" thread, isn't it? 😉

                                great pic though! 😉

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                                • joesaintjohnJ
                                  joesaintjohn
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                                  Still at work…midnight. Starting to get jealous of Chris...I take that back...I'd rather be doing this any day!!!

                                  Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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                                  • ChrisC
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                                    Well, it's over.

                                    And, in fairness, I should admit that I had a pretty good time.  My borrowed clubs were quite nice and my group changed so that I played with two other parents and our caddy (yeah, we had an honest to god caddy).  All were totally cool and the other dads were approximately my skill level, so it wasn't completely embarrassing.  I had a handful of truly pretty shots, which was nice- the best was a downhill, breaking 17 ft putt that I perfectly drained.  Total luck, but still…

                                    I'm not going to play golf again until next year's charity tournament, though.

                                    Oh, and my back is killing me.

                                    And the Director is still a useless sack of shit.

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      Good to hear Chris!.. Come to Belgium and we'll do some totally white trash mini-golf…

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                                      • Megatron1505M
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                                        Or come to England, and we'll do the Crazy Golf on Skegness sea front (ask anyone from England about the horror that is Skegness).

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • FurattoHeddoF
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                                          Most-anticipated blue bag of the year scheduled to arrive today and naturally it get's left behind, Murphy's law :p

                                          Shipment Progress

                                          Location                              Date            Local Time  Activity
                                          Brussels, Belgium                28/09/2012    12:37  The package was left in a UPS facility / Delivery rescheduled
                                          Brussels, Belgium                27/09/2012    19:58  Arrival Scan
                                          Barking, United Kingdom      27/09/2012    12:36  Departure Scan
                                          Barking, United Kingdom      26/09/2012    22:46  Arrival Scan
                                          Eastleigh, United Kingdom    26/09/2012    20:15  Departure Scan

                                          "Don't ever be sorry"

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                                          • Megatron1505M
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                                            Travelling anywhere in England is certainly an experience. We have been on the road for about an hour, and so for we have been through two heavy downpours of rain, and two patches of baking heat.

                                            I think Ming The Merciless has his weather machine at work today  😠

                                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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