Random Rants

[Chris]

Goddammit!  Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim.  So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks.  Fuck, I feel like such a douche.

[cc.rider]

what about sweat pants?

[Seul]

Shit Chris… I seriously feel for ya lad, but am actually in tears laughing my arse off...

[Chris]

Didn't have any in the pro shop.:(

Shoulda worn my Oni ducks.  God, I hate golf.  I've already started drinking, so my mood is improving a bit.  I swear, if it weren't a charity fundraiser for Benjamin's school, I'd make such an ass of myself in an attempt to get kicked out and banned for life.

[Seul]

I'd just play it safe and do that anyway…

[Giles]

Polyester slacks for the win…..

[Chris]

Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?

[Giles]

Depends, are they 3 inches too short?  If so, yes….

[Seul]

Oh God - it's worse than I imagined… I'm gonna be waking up from my own laughter this night!..

[Giles]

Careful, he'll come round and hit you with his golf bat….

[Megatron1505]

They don't look too bad mate…..

[Seul]

@Giles:

Careful, he'll come round and hit you with his golf bat….

I'll die laughing if he comes in that outfit…

[J-IV]

I picture says a thousand words. In this case..

[Giles]

Are there a 1,000 words in the thesaurus that mean the same thing as douche?

[urbanwoodsman]

@Chris:

Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?

Is this from the set of the new "Vegas" tv show?

[J-IV]

Chris is about to reach super stardom with that picture. And he isn't even wearing IH (from what I see)

[Seul]

@Giles:

Are there a 1,000 words in the thesaurus that mean the same thing as douche?

They apparently all rhyme with "Chris in slacks"… The more you know!..

[Chris]

@J-IV:

Chris is about to reach super stardom with that picture. And he isn't even wearing IH (from what I see)

I'm wearing my Geo duck bracelet, so I don't feel completely dead inside…

[Seul]

Big thumbs up from the great Scotsman in paradise (doesn't have any golf courses)!.. 

[Omega Man]

@Chris:

Goddammit!  Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim.  So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks.  Fuck, I feel like such a douche.

Chris, I feel for you.  Did the same and I had to buy golf shorts!  To make things worst, I played like shet and everyone around me was a "pro".  I had to refrain from unleashing a bout of profanities….....its fecking frustrating to play golf!