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    • steelworkerS
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      @LewisStonehouse:

      Looks like you guys really stepped up your ladder games

      I like the way you wrung a joke out of that. 😶

      you must belong to the church of ladders say paints.

      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
      Well, I have others.

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      • ChrisC
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        @Giles:

        Some of the house is below ground level.  He can get to within about 3 feet of the parapet with this ladder,  We'll use a cherry picker for the last few feet, he was not keen being that high up above the light-well and having to lean backwards to paint the underneath of the parapet.

        Ugh, such a prima dona.  😃

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        • SeulS
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          Les is a fucking star… He's also completely nuts  😃

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          • neph93N
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            Gibson has talked warmly before about Iron Heart in the press, and occult denim brands and Japanese heavy jeans feature heavily in «Zero History». He doesn’t mention IH there but he does share an approach to buying pants that I think many of will recognise:

            https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jun/16/william-gibson-im-always-striving-not-to-be-noticed?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

            «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
            We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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            • organisysO
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              Gibson  😎

              Pride of Japan :-)

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              • SeulS
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                I have a cyst on my balls. Depending on what the doctor tells me tomorrow (just came back from a radiology test), it might need to be removed. It's a pain in the balls, but the operation is short, and I get to stay at home a couple of weeks to recover… Which is fantastic as I'm sick and tired of my job (mainly the conditions we have to work in), and I fucking HATE summer so anything that may make it pass any faster...

                Oh: and I mainly won't complain cause why the fuck would you... When a mate has been diagnosed with having a tumor in his fucking BRAINSTEM that's just not a fucking option...

                The only thing I hope is that I don't miss out on a second lockdown...  😢

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                • GilesG
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                  Well, the best of luck anyway…..

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • SeulS
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                    I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

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                    • neph93N
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                      @Seul:

                      I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

                      That pun was the nuts…

                      (Crossing my fingers you avoid going under the knife, and that everything goes OK for your mate).

                      «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                      We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                      • den1mheadD
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                        @Seul:

                        I in-cyst you don't make a big deal out of this…

                        Good man for taking action early Eli . . .

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                        • SeulS
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                          In 24 hours I will only have one testicle left!.. Turns out it is (probably) testicular cancer… With a 98% chance of healing 100%, I ain't even sweating...

                          I had to undergo a Covid-19 test earlier today in order to be allowed to be submitted tomorrow morning... Holy cow does that fucking SUCK... My sinuses are killing me...

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                          • GilesG
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                            What a ballache…..

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • S
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                              Best of luck with the surgery, Eli! We will be thinking of you.

                              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                              • BrockB
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                                Do you get to keep the one that’s being extracted?

                                Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                                • GilesG
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                                  Actually, I could probably use it as bait.

                                  "Giant Bass Caught on Mans Spare Testicle" would make a great headline….

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • J
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                                    Be sure to tell the anesthesiologist to put some IPA in your IV.

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                                    • dinobarnesberlinD
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                                      Hope you don't start walking around in circles due to the weight displacement

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                                      • neph93N
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                                        All together now….

                                        «Eli, has only got one ball.
                                        The other, is in the Albert Hall»

                                        «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                        We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                        • hajdukH
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                                          Bon courage Eli![emoji481][emoji3577]

                                          Envoyé de mon iPhone en utilisant Tapatalk

                                          "Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have" James Baldwin.

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                                          • ?
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                                            Bloody hell. They better give you some good medicine. And what about the prospect of physical therapy? Oil massages to speed recovery?  😉

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