Random Rants

[Walery Smirnoff]

Today is payday. Hackers broke into our company's server. The paychecks weren't transferred to our cards. Everything would have been fine, but now the hackers are extorting money for server uptime. This is something new. This hasn't happened before.

[Matt]

That sucks. Extortion hackers like this should be strung up. They are the worst of the worst.

[RobeOfTheMagi]

This might be the most nonsensical fast fashion hang tag I’ve ever encountered:

[Giles]

Let's cap the P.......

[RobeOfTheMagi]

I did not even see that. The message was too convincing.

[StarsSuck]

@RobeOfTheMagi I love my things from far and away places, frankly.

[RobeOfTheMagi]

@StarsSuck
Where is that place? Do they have goods to satisfy my high urban needs?

[StarsSuck]

@RobeOfTheMagi judging by the smell walking around. Philly has some very "high" needs.

[ARNC]

Bloody spiders laying traps while I’m at work. Opened the door, walked through and bam! Face full of web!

[Bridger]

@ARNC - Peter Parker never complained

[GraemeE]

Fun fact:

There is only 1 point of ingress/ egress for a ureteral stent

You are under anesthesia when they put it in but wide awake in a doctor's office when they take it out

[goosehd]

@GraemeE did you say a bad word…

Hopefully it’s all good from here.

[GraemeE]

@goosehd i painted a lyrical masterpiece of profanities - it was glorious

[SKT]

I’m hurting for you all the way over here. Need to go to your happy place

[Brian]

After a 12 hour night shift taking the boy to school why oh why is it today that the communal gardening crew come round to use the mowers and air blowers for the next 4 hours

[Bridger]

Hopefully it's a quick blow job @Brian

[Matt]

@GraemeE that sounds like a much better deal than my cystoscope. I raw dogged it on the in and the out.

[Bridger]

Amen @Matt.

My colonoscopy made a failed root canal seem like a Sunday morning spoon with a stoned panda bear.

[GraemeE]

@Matt

[Jett129]

@GraemeE I've had a couple of cystoscopies over the last few years. And while there's some level of numbing in the beginning,but when it's all over you have to pee. I've heard it described as pissing razor blades,and I would call that a fair assessment. So,I empathize with you.