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    • RobeOfTheMagiR
      RobeOfTheMagi
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      Where is that place? Do they have goods to satisfy my high urban needs?

      You're it.

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      • StarsSuckS
        StarsSuck
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        @RobeOfTheMagi judging by the smell walking around. Philly has some very "high" needs.

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        • ARNCA
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          Bloody spiders laying traps while I’m at work. Opened the door, walked through and bam! Face full of web!

          “His thoughts were red thoughts and his teeth were white.“

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          • BridgerB
            Bridger
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            @ARNC - Peter Parker never complained 🤔

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            • GraemeEG
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              Fun fact:

              There is only 1 point of ingress/ egress for a ureteral stent

              You are under anesthesia when they put it in but wide awake in a doctor's office when they take it out

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              • goosehdG
                goosehd
                Mod Squad
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                @GraemeE did you say a bad word…

                Hopefully it’s all good from here.

                “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

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                • GraemeEG
                  GraemeE
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                  @goosehd i painted a lyrical masterpiece of profanities - it was glorious

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                  • SKTS
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                    I’m hurting for you all the way over here. Need to go to your happy place

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                    • BrianB
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                      After a 12 hour night shift taking the boy to school why oh why is it today that the communal gardening crew come round to use the mowers and air blowers for the next 4 hours

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                      • BridgerB
                        Bridger
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                        Hopefully it's a quick blow job @Brian

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                        • MattM
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                          @GraemeE that sounds like a much better deal than my cystoscope. I raw dogged it on the in and the out.

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                          • BridgerB
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                            Amen @Matt.

                            My colonoscopy made a failed root canal seem like a Sunday morning spoon with a stoned panda bear.

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                            • GraemeEG
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                              @Matt 4690.jpg

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                                @GraemeE I've had a couple of cystoscopies over the last few years. And while there's some level of numbing in the beginning,but when it's all over you have to pee. I've heard it described as pissing razor blades,and I would call that a fair assessment. So,I empathize with you.

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                                • GraemeEG
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                                  @Jett129 said in Random Rants:

                                  pissing razor blades,

                                  Leave it to you to give it a punk rock flare

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                                  • MattM
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                                    They tell you it will hurt a little the first time you pee after one but that’s some bullshit. First you pee all the lidocaine gel out which is disconcerting then it hurts like a real sonofabitch for the rest of the day. I stopped drinking water because I was too scared to after.

                                    The colonoscopy was a breeze, with those it’s the prep that gets ya.

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                                    • ChibsC
                                      Chibs
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                                      Using a colab you have a monopoly on those goods to get people to sign on to your Patreon and pay extra in order to get first dibs on an effing chore coat is both greedy and douchey. 😡

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                                      • J
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                                        @Matt They just told me we need you to pee before you leave. And I was also terrified to drink anything after that.

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