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    • Tago MagoT
      Tago Mago
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      The butcher

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      • GilesG
        Giles
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        @nurunuru said in Random Rants:

        Everyone knows it's a cow's arse. Geez.

        Boom

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • louisboscoL
          louisbosco
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          realised my guardian bell is missing today! fucking sure it was tight because I had a harness fabricated! I hope it wasn't stolen, because if it was, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE A TRAGIC DEATH ON THE ROAD!!

          "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

          • Harvey Specter
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          • goosehdG
            goosehd
            Mod Squad
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            @louisbosco That sucks!!! I keep mine on my key ring so that doesn’t happen.

            “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

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            • louisboscoL
              louisbosco
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              yeah this one hurts. I'll stay positive because I'd hate to think someone actually nicked it. but I do believe that a bell is meant to be used to it's full purpose especially when given.

              "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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              • GilesG
                Giles
                IHUK Crew
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                DAMN.....

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • louisboscoL
                  louisbosco
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                  @Giles yeah it sucks. what's worse is i hate that I didn't realise it sooner otherwise I could've at least figured out.. 😢

                  "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                  • Walery SmirnoffW
                    Walery Smirnoff
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                    Today is payday. Hackers broke into our company's server. The paychecks weren't transferred to our cards. Everything would have been fine, but now the hackers are extorting money for server uptime. This is something new. This hasn't happened before.

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                    • MattM
                      Matt
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                      That sucks. Extortion hackers like this should be strung up. They are the worst of the worst.

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                      • RobeOfTheMagiR
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                        This might be the most nonsensical fast fashion hang tag I’ve ever encountered:

                        IMG_5483.jpeg

                        You're it.

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                        • GilesG
                          Giles
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                          Let's cap the P.......

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • RobeOfTheMagiR
                            RobeOfTheMagi
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                            I did not even see that. The message was too convincing.

                            You're it.

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                            • StarsSuckS
                              StarsSuck
                              Haraki san Prodigy
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                              @RobeOfTheMagi I love my things from far and away places, frankly.

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                              • RobeOfTheMagiR
                                RobeOfTheMagi
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                                @StarsSuck
                                Where is that place? Do they have goods to satisfy my high urban needs?

                                You're it.

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                                • StarsSuckS
                                  StarsSuck
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                                  @RobeOfTheMagi judging by the smell walking around. Philly has some very "high" needs.

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                                  • ARNCA
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                                    Bloody spiders laying traps while I’m at work. Opened the door, walked through and bam! Face full of web!

                                    “His thoughts were red thoughts and his teeth were white.“

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                                    • BridgerB
                                      Bridger
                                      Raw and Unwashed
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                                      @ARNC - Peter Parker never complained 🤔

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                                      • GraemeEG
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                                        Fun fact:

                                        There is only 1 point of ingress/ egress for a ureteral stent

                                        You are under anesthesia when they put it in but wide awake in a doctor's office when they take it out

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                                        • goosehdG
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                                          @GraemeE did you say a bad word…

                                          Hopefully it’s all good from here.

                                          “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

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                                          • GraemeEG
                                            GraemeE
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                                            @goosehd i painted a lyrical masterpiece of profanities - it was glorious

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