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    • GilesG
      Giles
      IHUK Crew
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      @nurunuru said in Random Rants:

      Everyone knows it's a cow's arse. Geez.

      Boom

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • louisboscoL
        louisbosco
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        realised my guardian bell is missing today! fucking sure it was tight because I had a harness fabricated! I hope it wasn't stolen, because if it was, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE A TRAGIC DEATH ON THE ROAD!!

        "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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        • goosehdG
          goosehd
          Mod Squad
          @louisbosco
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          @louisbosco That sucks!!! I keep mine on my key ring so that doesn’t happen.

          “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

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          • louisboscoL
            louisbosco
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            yeah this one hurts. I'll stay positive because I'd hate to think someone actually nicked it. but I do believe that a bell is meant to be used to it's full purpose especially when given.

            "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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            • GilesG
              Giles
              IHUK Crew
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              DAMN.....

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • louisboscoL
                louisbosco
                啓蒙家
                @Giles
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                @Giles yeah it sucks. what's worse is i hate that I didn't realise it sooner otherwise I could've at least figured out.. 😢

                "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                • Walery SmirnoffW
                  Walery Smirnoff
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                  Today is payday. Hackers broke into our company's server. The paychecks weren't transferred to our cards. Everything would have been fine, but now the hackers are extorting money for server uptime. This is something new. This hasn't happened before.

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                  • MattM
                    Matt
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                    That sucks. Extortion hackers like this should be strung up. They are the worst of the worst.

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                    • RobeOfTheMagiR
                      RobeOfTheMagi
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                      This might be the most nonsensical fast fashion hang tag I’ve ever encountered:

                      IMG_5483.jpeg

                      You're it.

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
                        IHUK Crew
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                        Let's cap the P.......

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • RobeOfTheMagiR
                          RobeOfTheMagi
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                          I did not even see that. The message was too convincing.

                          You're it.

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                          • StarsSuckS
                            StarsSuck
                            Haraki san Prodigy
                            @RobeOfTheMagi
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                            @RobeOfTheMagi I love my things from far and away places, frankly.

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                            • RobeOfTheMagiR
                              RobeOfTheMagi
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                              @StarsSuck
                              Where is that place? Do they have goods to satisfy my high urban needs?

                              You're it.

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                              • StarsSuckS
                                StarsSuck
                                Haraki san Prodigy
                                @RobeOfTheMagi
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                                @RobeOfTheMagi judging by the smell walking around. Philly has some very "high" needs.

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                                • ARNCA
                                  ARNC
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                                  Bloody spiders laying traps while I’m at work. Opened the door, walked through and bam! Face full of web!

                                  “His thoughts were red thoughts and his teeth were white.“

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                                  • BridgerB
                                    Bridger
                                    Raw and Unwashed
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                                    @ARNC - Peter Parker never complained 🤔

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                                    • GraemeEG
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                                      Fun fact:

                                      There is only 1 point of ingress/ egress for a ureteral stent

                                      You are under anesthesia when they put it in but wide awake in a doctor's office when they take it out

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                                      • goosehdG
                                        goosehd
                                        Mod Squad
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                                        @GraemeE did you say a bad word…

                                        Hopefully it’s all good from here.

                                        “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

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                                        • GraemeEG
                                          GraemeE
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                                          @goosehd i painted a lyrical masterpiece of profanities - it was glorious

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                                          • SKTS
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                                            I’m hurting for you all the way over here. Need to go to your happy place

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