Random Rants

[nurunuru]

I have a plan to reduce public littering by 90%.

Ban dogs in public.
Outlaw Fireball miniatures.

Done.

[Matt]

And flossers.

[Jord]

@nurunuru individuals that don't pick up their dogs shit really pisses me off, I live beside a park and there's about 3-4 dog bins, still get idiots that don't do it...

[tenuin]

@Jord as dog owner, I agree completely. It's infuriating how inconsiderate some dog owners are..

Walking in the park in autumn you can play a round of a particularly fun game I like to call "where's the pile of shit hiding in between all those leaves".

The worst thing is that not picking up the poop is self-defeating.. I am convinced that dog owners are disproportionately likely to step into poop because their dogs are drawn to it

[mclaincausey]

I hate it when people leave bagged dog shit on the trail to “pick it up on the way back.”

Still litter, and you’ve only made it worse by littering turds AND a plastic bag. It is still an ugly bag of shit passers-by have to look at until you MAYBE pick it up later.

It’s not hard to pack it out. The dog can carry the bagged poop in saddle bags, for instance.

If you can’t clean up public spaces from your dog’s poop, you don’t deserve a dog.

[SKT]

I feel all this in my bones and our neighborhood has way too many dog poo villains. It’s gotten so bad a lot of neighbors have put up little yard signs asking for you to clean up after your dog. Embarrassing

[Bridger]

You guys should avoid visiting France...

[Brian]

Every park here and most main streets where I live have dog litter bags on a roll that can be used so we don’t really have much poop that’s left on the floor

[Matt]

That’s adorable. People here don’t neglect their dogs poop because they don’t have bags. It’s because they’re all pricks. When the ground was covered in snow and ice for two weeks it looked like a dog shit apocalypse out there.

[Brian]

What’s this snow and ice you speak of?

[Giles]

I reserve my most vitriolic ire for the upstanding citizens who deposit their shit bags over the wall into our garden.....

[Walery Smirnoff]

The cycle of shit in nature

[Denimhead 0]

Love the ones who train their dogs to shit and piss on my lawn.

[mclaincausey]

At least in the La Condesa area of CDMX, everyone seemed to have a beautiful dog, and I didn’t see a single dog turd. I didn’t even smell human piss in that town until the last day we were there. Maybe the barrios are different but it was good to see such a beautiful city with people giving a shit (so to speak).

[Matt]

What!?!? I only do that to people who advertise their political views with lawn signs or bumper stickers. @Giles

[Matt]

@Brian I guess Australia is kind of like a regular apocalypse anyway so. I’m not sure which I’d rather deal with: dog poop or the snakes.

[Brian]

@Matt don’t forget the drop bears

[Matt]

Has a koala related injury ever actually been reported?

[Jord]

@Giles That is diabolical, surely it's the same person? I don't understand why ANYONE would do that

I'd love to confront them

[Jett129]

@Matt Had to post this clip for you.