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    • QinhanQ
      Qinhan
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      @Anesthetist:

      @Chris:

      Careful- that one can break, too.

      I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

      Pics or it didn't happen.

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      • AnesthetistA
        Anesthetist
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        Fortunately that's a HIPPA violation! Trust me it was nasty.

        IG: bluehandsslim

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        • jock1624J
          jock1624
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          "Pics or it didn't happen" !!! ha ha seriously …A selfie would have been nice .

          Mirthing my way through life.

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          • ChrisC
            Chris
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            The kalamata olives I bought to put on my salad are whole, not pitted.

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            • Megatron1505M
              Megatron1505
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              We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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              • mclaincauseyM
                mclaincausey
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                This may be the first time I've thanked God for HIPAA…

                Think it, be it.

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                • ChrisC
                  Chris
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                  @Megatron1505:

                  We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

                  @Megatron1505:

                  Meet Leo (Tron)

                  So much for clothes without dog hair…

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                  • Megatron1505M
                    Megatron1505
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                    Genuine first world problem ^ 😉

                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                    • mclaincauseyM
                      mclaincausey
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                      Whole Foods ran out of my small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free water. Whatever will I drink now??

                      Think it, be it.

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                      • 4c4
                        4c
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                        Small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free Coffee… Packed in NO-BPA non-bleached paper bags… 🙂
                        Mmmmm.....

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                        • B
                          bubbapest
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                          my hands are starting to crack from washing my hands too much in the dry weather and it's mildly inconvenient

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                          • S
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                            ^moisturizer is your friend.

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                            • riffblaster generalR
                              riffblaster general
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                              I don't know if I want to pay someone to come clean up all the leaves in our yard or if I want to use my leaf blower.

                              PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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                              • Finn666F
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                                ^ use it as long as it's fun and after that, pay someone to do clean up the rest…Dottie may agree! 😉
                                @riffblaster general

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                                • AnesthetistA
                                  Anesthetist
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                                  The neck on my $300 sweatshirt is mildly too big so I have to coordinate my t-shirts when I wear it.

                                  IG: bluehandsslim

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                                  • seawolfS
                                    seawolf
                                    Mod Squad
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                                    I'm trying to decide whether or not I want to have another cup of coffee, but I'm getting a massage soon and I don't want to have to pee in the middle of it.

                                    “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                                    @zeebeeleather

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                                    • harley daveH
                                      harley dave
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                                      cant decide if im going to go …bmw gs plus harley sportster or road king .

                                      or ...bmw  gs  plus triumph bonneville  plus old airhead project ..and buzz rickson jacket .

                                      im in such a pckle

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                                      • ChrisC
                                        Chris
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                                        I spent too much at the beer store today buying interesting new sour beers.

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                                        • mclaincauseyM
                                          mclaincausey
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                                          @Chris:

                                          I spent too much at the beer store today buying interesting new sour beers.

                                          Details? I really love sours.

                                          Think it, be it.

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                                          • SeulS
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                                            Really wished I could choose my own hours at work… Would've worked 4am to 8.30 then today and gone to the flee market afterwise  😠

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