First World Problems

[Anesthetist]

@Chris:

Careful- that one can break, too.

I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

[Qinhan]

@Anesthetist:

@Chris:

Careful- that one can break, too.

I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Anesthetist]

Fortunately that's a HIPPA violation! Trust me it was nasty.

[jock1624]

"Pics or it didn't happen" !!! ha ha seriously …A selfie would have been nice .

[Chris]

The kalamata olives I bought to put on my salad are whole, not pitted.

[Megatron1505]

We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

[mclaincausey]

This may be the first time I've thanked God for HIPAA…

[Chris]

@Megatron1505:

We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

@Megatron1505:

Meet Leo (Tron)

So much for clothes without dog hair…

[Megatron1505]

Genuine first world problem ^

[mclaincausey]

Whole Foods ran out of my small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free water. Whatever will I drink now??

[4c]

Small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free Coffee… Packed in NO-BPA non-bleached paper bags…
Mmmmm.....

[bubbapest]

my hands are starting to crack from washing my hands too much in the dry weather and it's mildly inconvenient

[Snowy]

^moisturizer is your friend.

[riffblaster general]

I don't know if I want to pay someone to come clean up all the leaves in our yard or if I want to use my leaf blower.

[Finn666]

^ use it as long as it's fun and after that, pay someone to do clean up the rest…Dottie may agree!
@riffblaster general

[Anesthetist]

The neck on my $300 sweatshirt is mildly too big so I have to coordinate my t-shirts when I wear it.

[seawolf]

I'm trying to decide whether or not I want to have another cup of coffee, but I'm getting a massage soon and I don't want to have to pee in the middle of it.

[harley dave]

cant decide if im going to go …bmw gs plus harley sportster or road king .

or ...bmw  gs  plus triumph bonneville  plus old airhead project ..and buzz rickson jacket .

im in such a pckle

[Chris]

I spent too much at the beer store today buying interesting new sour beers.

[mclaincausey]

@Chris:

I spent too much at the beer store today buying interesting new sour beers.

Details? I really love sours.