First World Problems

[Chris]

The kalamata olives I bought to put on my salad are whole, not pitted.

[Megatron1505]

We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

[mclaincausey]

This may be the first time I've thanked God for HIPAA…

[Chris]

@Megatron1505:

We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

@Megatron1505:

Meet Leo (Tron)

So much for clothes without dog hair…

[Megatron1505]

Genuine first world problem ^

[mclaincausey]

Whole Foods ran out of my small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free water. Whatever will I drink now??

[4c]

Small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free Coffee… Packed in NO-BPA non-bleached paper bags…
Mmmmm.....

[bubbapest]

my hands are starting to crack from washing my hands too much in the dry weather and it's mildly inconvenient

[Snowy]

^moisturizer is your friend.

[riffblaster general]

I don't know if I want to pay someone to come clean up all the leaves in our yard or if I want to use my leaf blower.

[Finn666]

^ use it as long as it's fun and after that, pay someone to do clean up the rest…Dottie may agree!
@riffblaster general

[Anesthetist]

The neck on my $300 sweatshirt is mildly too big so I have to coordinate my t-shirts when I wear it.

[seawolf]

I'm trying to decide whether or not I want to have another cup of coffee, but I'm getting a massage soon and I don't want to have to pee in the middle of it.

[harley dave]

cant decide if im going to go …bmw gs plus harley sportster or road king .

or ...bmw  gs  plus triumph bonneville  plus old airhead project ..and buzz rickson jacket .

im in such a pckle

[Chris]

I spent too much at the beer store today buying interesting new sour beers.

[mclaincausey]

@Chris:

I spent too much at the beer store today buying interesting new sour beers.

Details? I really love sours.

[Seul]

Really wished I could choose my own hours at work… Would've worked 4am to 8.30 then today and gone to the flee market afterwise 

[Graeme]

@harley dave take a look at the BMW R1200R as an alternative to the GS. If you're not going offroad it has several advantages:

• They're cheaper.

• On-road handling is actually better.

• And you don't have to carry enormous aluminium canisters on the back, so you look like you're off for a quick jaunt to Mongolia when you're actually going to Sainsbury's…

I'm biased because I've got one.

The Indian Scout looks like an alternative to a Sportster, and the Guzzi V7 is a Bonneville competitor. But that makes your life even more complicated…

[Megatron1505]

Took the dog for a walk wearing my Vibergs this morning (me, not him) and now I'm facing the age old problem of the dirty white Vibram sole.

[Seul]

Not sure if serious  :-\