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    • derivative666D
      derivative666
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      @Megatron1505:

      It's cold as fuck outside and I can't decide whether to wear my quilted hombre or my Simmons Bilt over the top of my 102 or my 75 for watching the boys football practice tonight….. 😠

      Do you tuck your penis between your legs before you leave the house?

      "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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      • Megatron1505M
        Megatron1505
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        Only when I'm fishing  😉

        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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        • GilesG
          Giles
          IHUK Crew
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          I don't, I find it useful if I break my carbon pole….

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • ChrisC
            Chris
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            Careful- that one can break, too.

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            • GilesG
              Giles
              IHUK Crew
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              yeeeee-ouch…..

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • AnesthetistA
                Anesthetist
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                @Chris:

                Careful- that one can break, too.

                I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

                IG: bluehandsslim

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                • QinhanQ
                  Qinhan
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                  @Anesthetist:

                  @Chris:

                  Careful- that one can break, too.

                  I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

                  Pics or it didn't happen.

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                  • AnesthetistA
                    Anesthetist
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                    Fortunately that's a HIPPA violation! Trust me it was nasty.

                    IG: bluehandsslim

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                    • jock1624J
                      jock1624
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                      "Pics or it didn't happen" !!! ha ha seriously …A selfie would have been nice .

                      Mirthing my way through life.

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                      • ChrisC
                        Chris
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                        The kalamata olives I bought to put on my salad are whole, not pitted.

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                        • Megatron1505M
                          Megatron1505
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                          We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • mclaincauseyM
                            mclaincausey
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                            This may be the first time I've thanked God for HIPAA…

                            Think it, be it.

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                            • ChrisC
                              Chris
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                              @Megatron1505:

                              We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

                              @Megatron1505:

                              Meet Leo (Tron)

                              So much for clothes without dog hair…

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                              • Megatron1505M
                                Megatron1505
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                                Genuine first world problem ^ 😉

                                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                • mclaincauseyM
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                                  Whole Foods ran out of my small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free water. Whatever will I drink now??

                                  Think it, be it.

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                                  • 4c4
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                                    Small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free Coffee… Packed in NO-BPA non-bleached paper bags… 🙂
                                    Mmmmm.....

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                                    • B
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                                      my hands are starting to crack from washing my hands too much in the dry weather and it's mildly inconvenient

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                                      • S
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                                        ^moisturizer is your friend.

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                                        • riffblaster generalR
                                          riffblaster general
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                                          I don't know if I want to pay someone to come clean up all the leaves in our yard or if I want to use my leaf blower.

                                          PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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                                          • Finn666F
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                                            ^ use it as long as it's fun and after that, pay someone to do clean up the rest…Dottie may agree! 😉
                                            @riffblaster general

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