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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      yeeeee-ouch…..

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • AnesthetistA
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        @Chris:

        Careful- that one can break, too.

        I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

        IG: bluehandsslim

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        • QinhanQ
          Qinhan
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          @Anesthetist:

          @Chris:

          Careful- that one can break, too.

          I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

          Pics or it didn't happen.

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          • AnesthetistA
            Anesthetist
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            Fortunately that's a HIPPA violation! Trust me it was nasty.

            IG: bluehandsslim

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            • jock1624J
              jock1624
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              "Pics or it didn't happen" !!! ha ha seriously …A selfie would have been nice .

              Mirthing my way through life.

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              • ChrisC
                Chris
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                The kalamata olives I bought to put on my salad are whole, not pitted.

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                • Megatron1505M
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                  We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                  • mclaincauseyM
                    mclaincausey
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                    This may be the first time I've thanked God for HIPAA…

                    Think it, be it.

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                    • ChrisC
                      Chris
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                      @Megatron1505:

                      We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

                      @Megatron1505:

                      Meet Leo (Tron)

                      So much for clothes without dog hair…

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                      • Megatron1505M
                        Megatron1505
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                        Genuine first world problem ^ 😉

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • mclaincauseyM
                          mclaincausey
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                          Whole Foods ran out of my small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free water. Whatever will I drink now??

                          Think it, be it.

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                          • 4c4
                            4c
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                            Small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free Coffee… Packed in NO-BPA non-bleached paper bags… 🙂
                            Mmmmm.....

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                            • B
                              bubbapest
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                              my hands are starting to crack from washing my hands too much in the dry weather and it's mildly inconvenient

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                              • S
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                                ^moisturizer is your friend.

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                                • riffblaster generalR
                                  riffblaster general
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                                  I don't know if I want to pay someone to come clean up all the leaves in our yard or if I want to use my leaf blower.

                                  PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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                                  • Finn666F
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                                    ^ use it as long as it's fun and after that, pay someone to do clean up the rest…Dottie may agree! 😉
                                    @riffblaster general

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                                    • AnesthetistA
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                                      The neck on my $300 sweatshirt is mildly too big so I have to coordinate my t-shirts when I wear it.

                                      IG: bluehandsslim

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                                      • seawolfS
                                        seawolf
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                                        I'm trying to decide whether or not I want to have another cup of coffee, but I'm getting a massage soon and I don't want to have to pee in the middle of it.

                                        “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                                        @zeebeeleather

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                                        • harley daveH
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                                          cant decide if im going to go …bmw gs plus harley sportster or road king .

                                          or ...bmw  gs  plus triumph bonneville  plus old airhead project ..and buzz rickson jacket .

                                          im in such a pckle

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                                          • ChrisC
                                            Chris
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                                            I spent too much at the beer store today buying interesting new sour beers.

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