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    Giles
    IHUK Crew
    Joined: 22 Sept 2009

    I don't, I find it useful if I break my carbon pole….

    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      Chris
      Raw and Unwashed
      Joined: 28 Jun 2010

      Careful- that one can break, too.

      last edited by 5 Nov 2014, 22:14 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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        Giles
        IHUK Crew
        Joined: 22 Sept 2009

        yeeeee-ouch…..

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          Anesthetist
          見習いボス
          Joined: 14 May 2011

          @Chris:

          Careful- that one can break, too.

          I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

          IG: bluehandsslim

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            Qinhan
            啓蒙家
            Joined: 22 Oct 2011

            @Anesthetist:

            @Chris:

            Careful- that one can break, too.

            I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!

            Pics or it didn't happen.

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              Anesthetist
              見習いボス
              Joined: 14 May 2011

              Fortunately that's a HIPPA violation! Trust me it was nasty.

              IG: bluehandsslim

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                jock1624
                Raw and Unwashed
                Joined: 14 Oct 2012

                "Pics or it didn't happen" !!! ha ha seriously …A selfie would have been nice .

                Mirthing my way through life.

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                  Chris
                  Raw and Unwashed
                  Joined: 28 Jun 2010

                  The kalamata olives I bought to put on my salad are whole, not pitted.

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                    Megatron1505
                    見習いボス
                    Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                    We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      mclaincausey
                      見習いボス
                      Joined: 12 Apr 2013

                      This may be the first time I've thanked God for HIPAA…

                      Think it, be it.

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                        Chris
                        Raw and Unwashed
                        Joined: 28 Jun 2010

                        @Megatron1505:

                        We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.

                        @Megatron1505:

                        Meet Leo (Tron)

                        So much for clothes without dog hair…

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                          Megatron1505
                          見習いボス
                          Joined: 10 Jul 2011

                          Genuine first world problem ^ 😉

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            mclaincausey
                            見習いボス
                            Joined: 12 Apr 2013

                            Whole Foods ran out of my small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free water. Whatever will I drink now??

                            Think it, be it.

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                              4c
                              Banned
                              Joined: 26 Nov 2013

                              Small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free Coffee… Packed in NO-BPA non-bleached paper bags… 🙂
                              Mmmmm.....

                              last edited by 7 Nov 2014, 21:16 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                bubbapest
                                Raw and Unwashed
                                Joined: 25 Dec 2012

                                my hands are starting to crack from washing my hands too much in the dry weather and it's mildly inconvenient

                                last edited by 7 Nov 2014, 21:45 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                  Snowy
                                  Joined: 15 Jun 2012

                                  ^moisturizer is your friend.

                                  last edited by 8 Nov 2014, 00:04 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                    riffblaster general
                                    Raw and Unwashed
                                    Joined: 23 Mar 2010

                                    I don't know if I want to pay someone to come clean up all the leaves in our yard or if I want to use my leaf blower.

                                    PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

                                    last edited by 8 Nov 2014, 12:49 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                      Finn666
                                      Joined: 20 Jan 2011

                                      ^ use it as long as it's fun and after that, pay someone to do clean up the rest…Dottie may agree! 😉
                                      @riffblaster general

                                      last edited by 8 Nov 2014, 14:24 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                        Anesthetist
                                        見習いボス
                                        Joined: 14 May 2011

                                        The neck on my $300 sweatshirt is mildly too big so I have to coordinate my t-shirts when I wear it.

                                        IG: bluehandsslim

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                                          seawolf
                                          Mod Squad
                                          Joined: 28 Oct 2011

                                          I'm trying to decide whether or not I want to have another cup of coffee, but I'm getting a massage soon and I don't want to have to pee in the middle of it.

                                          “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                                          @zeebeeleather

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