First World Problems
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It's cold as fuck outside and I can't decide whether to wear my quilted hombre or my Simmons Bilt over the top of my 102 or my 75 for watching the boys football practice tonight…..
Do you tuck your penis between your legs before you leave the house?
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Only when I'm fishing
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Careful- that one can break, too.
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Careful- that one can break, too.
I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!
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Careful- that one can break, too.
I had to anesthetize a guy who fractures his penis and urethra at the same time. I've seen some bloody stuff but this was one of the more bizarre. Bloody penis fountain!
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Fortunately that's a HIPPA violation! Trust me it was nasty.
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"Pics or it didn't happen" !!! ha ha seriously …A selfie would have been nice .
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The kalamata olives I bought to put on my salad are whole, not pitted.
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We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.
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This may be the first time I've thanked God for HIPAA…
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We're going to a dog rescue center this afternoon and I'm struggling to find a shirt and coat which I don't mind getting covered in dog hair.
Meet Leo (Tron)
So much for clothes without dog hair…
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Genuine first world problem ^
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Whole Foods ran out of my small batch artisanal organic non-GMO shade grown fair trade gluten free water. Whatever will I drink now??
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my hands are starting to crack from washing my hands too much in the dry weather and it's mildly inconvenient
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I don't know if I want to pay someone to come clean up all the leaves in our yard or if I want to use my leaf blower.
