That's Jokes

[T4920]

@DeeDee85 it just resonates on so many levels! I find new levels of appreciation with every rewatch, and as I get older.

[T4920]

@Mizmazzle hey, send her my way! I used to infuriate my ex by playing Ari's podcast as I fell asleep

[DeeDee85]

@T4920 Couldn’t agree more, the second time round when I introduced my wife to it, I picked up way more! Johnson is one of the all time greatest comedy creations

[T4920]

@DeeDee85 'Has Daddy's hat fallen off..?'

[DeeDee85]

@T4920 Don’t be alarmed Mark, it’s just Tai Chi

[Jett129]

This is brilliant.

[Matt]

[Mizmazzle]

From the makers of Jorts…we bring you, jairs!!

[steelworker]

@T4920 Sloss reminds me of Bill Barr

[T4920]

@steelworker I never made the connection myself, but that's quite to complement!

[dinobarnesberlin]

[goosehd]

A guy walks into a bar and pulls out a little man and a small piano and places them on the bar and the little guy starts playing mozart while he orders his drink.

The bartender says I'm sure it's none of my business but where did you get a little man to play piano like that? So the customer says there's a genie outside granting wishes and if you're quick enough you might catch him.

So the bartender runs outside and moments later a bunch of ducks come in causing a ruckus and the bartender comes back and shouts you didn't say the genie was deaf I asked for a million bucks not ducks.

So the customer says I didn't ask for an 11 inch pianist.

[Giles]

[endo]

[motojobobo]

[endo]

[ROman]

@endo good one

[Giles]

[IrishHeart]

@Giles was the author Dominic Cummings?

[goosehd]

A cabbie picks up a nun outside an apartment building; she asks for a trip to another apartment up town.

When they arrive at the destination, the cabbie says:
"I sorry to say this, but I've always wanted to kiss a nun!"

She says "I could only do that if you are single and a Catholic"...

The cabbie says "I'm both!!"

Then she says "Pull into the alley around the corner"...and then she kisses him so hard it would make a hooker blush!

Full of guilt, the cabbie says "I lied...I'm Jewish and married..."

The nun says "That's ok...my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party!!!"