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    • T4920T
      T4920
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      @Mizmazzle
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      @Mizmazzle hey, send her my way! I used to infuriate my ex by playing Ari's podcast as I fell asleep 😆

      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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      • DeeDee85D
        DeeDee85
        啓蒙家
        @T4920
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        @T4920 Couldn’t agree more, the second time round when I introduced my wife to it, I picked up way more! Johnson is one of the all time greatest comedy creations 😂

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        • T4920T
          T4920
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          @DeeDee85 'Has Daddy's hat fallen off..?'

          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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          • DeeDee85D
            DeeDee85
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            @T4920 Don’t be alarmed Mark, it’s just Tai Chi

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            • J
              Jett129
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              This is brilliant.

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              • MattM
                Matt
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                • MizmazzleM
                  Mizmazzle
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                  From the makers of Jorts…we bring you, jairs!!

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                  • steelworkerS
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                    @T4920 Sloss reminds me of Bill Barr

                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                    Well, I have others.

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                    • T4920T
                      T4920
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                      @steelworker I never made the connection myself, but that's quite to complement!

                      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                      • dinobarnesberlinD
                        dinobarnesberlin
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                        • goosehdG
                          goosehd
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                          A guy walks into a bar and pulls out a little man and a small piano and places them on the bar and the little guy starts playing mozart while he orders his drink.

                          The bartender says I'm sure it's none of my business but where did you get a little man to play piano like that? So the customer says there's a genie outside granting wishes and if you're quick enough you might catch him.

                          So the bartender runs outside and moments later a bunch of ducks come in causing a ruckus and the bartender comes back and shouts you didn't say the genie was deaf I asked for a million bucks not ducks.

                          So the customer says I didn't ask for an 11 inch pianist.

                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            😂

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • endoE
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                              😁

                              si tacuisses

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                              • motojoboboM
                                motojobobo
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                                The journey is the objective.

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                                • endoE
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                                  si tacuisses

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                                  • ROmanR
                                    ROman
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                                    @endo good one

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • I
                                        IrishHeart
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                                        @Giles was the author Dominic Cummings?

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                                        • goosehdG
                                          goosehd
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                                          A cabbie picks up a nun outside an apartment building; she asks for a trip to another apartment up town.

                                          When they arrive at the destination, the cabbie says:
                                          "I sorry to say this, but I've always wanted to kiss a nun!"

                                          She says "I could only do that if you are single and a Catholic"...

                                          The cabbie says "I'm both!!"

                                          Then she says "Pull into the alley around the corner"...and then she kisses him so hard it would make a hooker blush!

                                          Full of guilt, the cabbie says "I lied...I'm Jewish and married..."

                                          The nun says "That's ok...my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party!!!"

                                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                          • ROmanR
                                            ROman
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                                            ^very good.

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