That's Jokes

[Snowy]

^I'm sure the recipient was blown away but that confusing, but very kind logic ::).

[Giles]

[Seul]

My kinda humour…

[Finkster]

[4c]

What do you call someone who doesn't give or even have a feck?…  Feckless.

[BloodnThunder]

A guy walks into a bar looking frantic and in a hurry.  He says, "bartender, quick, pour me 5 shots".  Bartender grabs a bottle and pours out 5 shots side-by-side on the bar.  The guy quickly starts pounding the shots.

Bartender - "Geez!  Slow down buddy they're not going anywhere."

Guy - "You'd be in a hurry too if you had what I've got!"

Bartender - "Sounds pretty bad.  What have you got?"

Guy - "About 5 cents"

[Dion]

[Jett129]

An old married couple are sitting around and the husband says "Can you think of something that would make me happy and sad at the same time?" The wife thinks for a second and says "Yeah, Your brothers dick is smaller than yours"

[Dion]

[steelworker]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi, walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says,"What is this, a joke?"

[Megatron1505]

My wife threatened to leave me for constantly singing songs by The Monkees. I thought she was joking, then I saw her face…...

[Jett129]

[Jett129]

Joke of the day.  https://www.facebook.com/TheWallOfComedy/videos/1539726482800488/

[xtcclassic]

https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/86kb35/norm_macdonald_the_moth_joke/?st=JF4GM7XJ&sh=31d41e68

[Megatron1505]

[Jett129]

[organisys]

[neph93]

@organisys That's very good, except he's obviously Lore disguised as Data. The prick.

[manufc10]

I am convinced this dude is not human.

[organisys]

@neph93:

@organisys That's very good, except he's obviously Lore disguised as Data. The prick.

Fortunately I’ve never had a FB account and never will have.