That's Jokes
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thought clever & made me chuckle, pretty sure it's quoted from Harold:
"I've often been asked: What do you do now that you're retired."
Harold answers:
"Well… I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."
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Had someone email me about a best price on an item & as I thought the item was priced pretty fair as it is I increased the price by $25 for my best offer.
What? I thought it funny
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A guy walks into a bar looking frantic and in a hurry. He says, "bartender, quick, pour me 5 shots". Bartender grabs a bottle and pours out 5 shots side-by-side on the bar. The guy quickly starts pounding the shots.
Bartender - "Geez! Slow down buddy they're not going anywhere."
Guy - "You'd be in a hurry too if you had what I've got!"
Bartender - "Sounds pretty bad. What have you got?"
Guy - "About 5 cents"
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi, walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says,"What is this, a joke?"
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My wife threatened to leave me for constantly singing songs by The Monkees. I thought she was joking, then I saw her face…...
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Joke of the day. https://www.facebook.com/TheWallOfComedy/videos/1539726482800488/
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