That's Jokes
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A guy walks into a bar looking frantic and in a hurry. He says, "bartender, quick, pour me 5 shots". Bartender grabs a bottle and pours out 5 shots side-by-side on the bar. The guy quickly starts pounding the shots.
Bartender - "Geez! Slow down buddy they're not going anywhere."
Guy - "You'd be in a hurry too if you had what I've got!"
Bartender - "Sounds pretty bad. What have you got?"
Guy - "About 5 cents"
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi, walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says,"What is this, a joke?"
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My wife threatened to leave me for constantly singing songs by The Monkees. I thought she was joking, then I saw her face…...
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Joke of the day. https://www.facebook.com/TheWallOfComedy/videos/1539726482800488/
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@organisys That's very good, except he's obviously Lore disguised as Data. The prick.
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I am convinced this dude is not human.
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@organisys That's very good, except he's obviously Lore disguised as Data. The prick.
Fortunately I’ve never had a FB account and never will have.
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