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            A beloved cunt, even.

            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
            Well, I have others.

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              She probably has a coffee mug that says World’s Greatest Cunt.

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                  Andy Burnham is visiting a school and sitting in on an English lesson. The pupils are learning about tragedy.
                  "Who here can give me an example of a tragedy then" says Andy, feeling cheery.
                  One hand goes up, and the boy proffers "If my father was driving his tractor and ran over our dog, that would be a tragedy".
                  "Not so" says Andy. "That would be an accident, for sure, but not a tragedy."
                  A second hand goes up, and a girl volunteers "If a bus carrying fifty children went careering off a cliff and they all died, that would be a tragedy".
                  "No" says Andy, inwardly resolving to reassess the English curriculum. "That would be a great loss, but not a tragedy."
                  No hands go up this time, until finally, Little Jimmy pipes up "If you were in your plane with your deputy, Prime Minister, and our own military shoots you with a missile and blows you to tiny bits, that would be a tragedy."
                  "YES!" says Andy, delighted that one pupil appears to have learned something. "And can you tell me why?"
                  "Well" says Little Jimmy, "It wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!"

                  Take the dive...

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                      I must say, I didn't get this joke - after reading it a few times. I finally asked Gemini, and it didn't get it either, but Claude did. Who knew, AI would be helpful to explain humour 🤷♂

                      Thank you Cyberdyne Systems

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                        Pray tell.....

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                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  Is that a tee? 🫪 Need

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                                        @Matt Your joke reminded me of season 2,episode 1of a British comedy show called The IT Crowd. Might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Makes me laugh every time I see it. One of the characters decides to use the Disabled Bathroom. I couldn’t find the entire episode.

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                                          https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/380858/s02-e01-the-work-outing @Matt Maybe this works.

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                                            @Matt fucking hell matt haha

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