That's Jokes

[scarfmace]

@Bridger Fixed it for ya: Why doesn't Michael Jackson tell Dad jokes?... Because they Neverland!

Bonus: What were Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/he

[Kasi]

[Bridger]

Perfect, thanks for satisfying my need @scarfmace!

I might be retelling those.

I'm bad.

[northsouthdenimguy]

@Bridger

Why doesn’t Michael Jackson tell dad jokes?

Because he’d rather Beat It…

[Bridger]

When looking at the man in the mirror?

[northsouthdenimguy]

@Bridger

Is there any other way?

[Jett129]

Some John Mulaney Fans on this thread.

[Jord]

I feel this won’t be an issue for many of us…

[nurunuru]

Just saw this at my local Asian supermarket.

"Packed in the UK"

Good job, guys.

[flannel slut]

find most of todays parodies too much at our expense to enjoy but Aziz as Kash is just too good

[Jett129]

How do you get PIKACHU on a bus?...You POKEMON!

[steelworker]

@scooter they would if they could.
“Safety First .”
Unless it slows production.

[Matt]

[Jett129]

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?…One gets picked. As long as we’re going dark.

[steelworker]

@Matt my wife says that to me all the time

[scooter]

@steelworker said in That's Jokes:

“Safety First .”
Unless it slows production.

Sounds like a typical day at work.

[scooter]

@Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

As long as we’re going dark...

What's more difficult than throwing a crying baby out of a window ?

Pushing it through the screen

[Jett129]

@scooter Nice,What does dating a Redneck have in common with taking Edibles? It’s all good until they hit you!

[endo]

My medical assistant said we can't put this issue of 'Titanic' magazine out in the waiting room. Fair enough.

[Matt]