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    • J
      Jett129
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      @Bridger Not sure why you were sad for that?

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      • BridgerB
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        @Jett129 - just my dodgy sense of humour

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        • scarfmaceS
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          @Bridger Fixed it for ya: Why doesn't Michael Jackson tell Dad jokes?... Because they Neverland!

          Bonus: What were Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/he

          "I hate a man that talks when he's got nothing to say." – Woodrow Call

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          • KasiK
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            😆

            Some dream of being cool, I make it look dangerous.🖕

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            • BridgerB
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              Perfect, thanks for satisfying my need @scarfmace!

              I might be retelling those.

              I'm bad.

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              • northsouthdenimguyN
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                Why doesn’t Michael Jackson tell dad jokes?

                Because he’d rather Beat It…

                @selveldgesteps

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                • BridgerB
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                  When looking at the man in the mirror? 🤔

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                  • northsouthdenimguyN
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                    @Bridger

                    Is there any other way?

                    @selveldgesteps

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                      Jett129
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                      Some John Mulaney Fans on this thread.

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                      • JordJ
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                        I feel this won’t be an issue for many of us…

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                        • nurunuruN
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                          Just saw this at my local Asian supermarket.

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                          "Packed in the UK"

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                          Good job, guys.

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                          • flannel slutF
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                            find most of todays parodies too much at our expense to enjoy but Aziz as Kash is just too good
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                              How do you get PIKACHU on a bus?...You POKEMON!

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                              • steelworkerS
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                                @scooter they would if they could.
                                “Safety First .”
                                Unless it slows production.

                                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                Well, I have others.

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                                    What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?…One gets picked. As long as we’re going dark.

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                                    • steelworkerS
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                                      @Matt my wife says that to me all the time

                                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                      Well, I have others.

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                                      • scooterS
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                                        @steelworker said in That's Jokes:

                                        “Safety First .”
                                        Unless it slows production.

                                        Sounds like a typical day at work.

                                        Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                        • scooterS
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                                          @Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

                                          As long as we’re going dark...

                                          What's more difficult than throwing a crying baby out of a window ?

                                          Pushing it through the screen

                                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                            @scooter Nice,What does dating a Redneck have in common with taking Edibles? It’s all good until they hit you!

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