That's Jokes

[steelworker]

"I'm looking for books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat."

"The first one rings a bell but the 2nd might be in or out."

[EdH]

This dirty limerick has had me chuckling for days now:

There once was a surgeon called Keith;
Who circumcised men with his teeth;
T'was not for leisure;
Nor sexual pleasure;
But to get at the cheese underneath.

[RobeOfTheMagi]

@EdH That's beautiful. Reminds me of the great haiku master Matsuo Bashō.

[EdH]

@RobeOfTheMagi

Bashō strokes his beard—
a limerick, crude yet bold.
Even frogs chuckle.

[IH-GARY]

[Jett129]

[endo]

[Matt]

My current weight.

[EdH]

@Matt Just remember what Newton said - the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.

[Matt]

That’s a very nice sentiment Ed, thank you. Hope you had a good one yesterday.

[flannel slut]

Little under 5 minute, “Facebook Marketplace Musical”

[Jett129]

@flannel-slut I sell lots of stuff on Facebook Marketplace,and this doesn’t surprise my in the least. It was funny.

[Giles]

[Matt]

Outfuckingstanding.

[Bridger]

That's Boss

[Matt]

[IrishHeart]

[IrishHeart]

[Moty]

• 1 more;-)
  Two rabbis are riding the bus to synagogue in the morning, one reading a Jewish newspaper and the other an Arabic one.
  The one reading the Jewish paper asks, ‘Colleague, why do you read the Arabic newspaper every morning instead of ours?’
  ‘My dear friend,’ says the other, ‘when I read ours, it says that the shekel is falling, the stock market is crashing and the world hates us, but when I read the Arabic one, it says “the Jews rule the world”, and that makes me happier on my way to work in the morning...’

[Moty]

After my last prostate exam, which was one of the most complete I've ever had, the doctor left, and a nurse came in.
As she closed the door, she asked me the most frightening question I've ever heard.
"Who was that man?"