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    • MizmazzleM
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      @scooter love Aziz.

      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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      • MattM
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          • endoE
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            I don't get the joke two post above. Is it referring to the Jonestown killings? No problem with that, but what's the joke?

            si tacuisses

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            • motojoboboM
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              Drinking the KoolAid is my guess.

              The journey is the objective.

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              • Tago MagoT
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                @Matt you provide light entertainment, that’s good enough for me

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                • BrianB
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                  On a sign of a hardware store this weekend

                  Why is the Incredible Hulk a good gardener?

                  He has green thumbs

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                  • MattM
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                    @endo said in That's Jokes:

                    I don't get the joke two post above. Is it referring to the Jonestown killings? No problem with that, but what's the joke?

                    They say a good joke is one you have to explain. Nailed it.

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                    • endoE
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                      I know but I'm used to that, it's a spectrum thing.

                      si tacuisses

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                      • goosehdG
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                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                        • MotyM
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                          Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                            @Moty Saw this today after I saw your post. IMG_0157.jpeg

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                              • MotyM
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                                All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled. Imagine all the people!"

                                "I was standing in the park today wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

                                Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                                • MotyM
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                                  Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                                  • J
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                                    Had to post this here.
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                                      Not to spoil a perfectly good joke, but the Brit would normally order a non-beer too.

                                      Stella Artois: Led by sales revenue in the UK in 2023, generating approximately 233 million British pounds in sales in the 12 months ending March 2023.

                                      Budweiser: Was the second-highest brand by sales revenue in 2022, generating 136 million British pounds.

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                                      • GTPowersG
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                                        What do you call a cat that can turn into a potato?

                                        A Mew-Tater!

                                        IG: @GTPowers / @ gtp.denim

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                                        • IH-GARYI
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                                          Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy Duck turns to Elmer Fudd and says…Is this Whiskey? Elmer Fudd says…Yeth,but not as Whiskey as Wobbing a bank!

                                          My contribution, to urban blues…

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                                          • J
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                                            @IH-GARY That joke is number 1 in my current rotation.

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