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    Jett129
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    Joined: 17 Aug 2011

    Stay with this one. It gets really good!

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      Matt
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      Joined: 4 Oct 2011

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        EdH
        Iron Heart Deity
        Joined: 2 Jan 2022

        @Giles One for you, in particular:

        Take the dive...

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          endo
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          Joined: 29 May 2020

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          si tacuisses

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            flannel slut
            Raw and Unwashed
            Joined: 21 Feb 2022

            My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

            I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

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              Jett129
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              Joined: 17 Aug 2011

              Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

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                T4920
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                Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

                iykyn

                “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                  Giles
                  IHUK Crew
                  Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                  Had to Google it because IDNK.....

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    T4920
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                    Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                    @giles The whole premise of the show is that the characters are the worst human beings imaginable, so please excuse the questionable humour... 😂

                    “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                      Giles
                      IHUK Crew
                      Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                      Yeah, that is the clip I watched. I've been meaning to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ever since seeing Rob McElhenney in Welcome to Wrexham....back to the top of my list - Thanks

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        T4920
                        見習いボス
                        @Giles
                        Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                        @Giles it doesn't miss. Definitely the most consistently funny show on TV, and apparently it's the longest running live action comedy show of all time!

                        Danny Devito is an absolute gem in it.

                        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                          scooter
                          啓蒙家
                          Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                            Giles
                            IHUK Crew
                            @T4920
                            Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                            @T4920 A season and a half in and it is brilliant - Thank you.....

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              T4920
                              見習いボス
                              @Giles
                              Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                              @Giles that's quite the TV binge! Well played 👏

                              “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                Jett129
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                                @scooter
                                Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                @scooter I have a friend who’s son works at SNL and he said that Chappell refuses to rehearse the entire opening monologue,but does a few snippets and gives them a general idea as to how long it will last. He originally estimated about 10-12 minutes,but because he went close to 17 minutes,2 other skits had to be cut for time. While I enjoyed it and thought it was brilliant,word on the street is that some of the cast members were pretty upset.

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                                  IrishHeart
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                                  Joined: 1 Mar 2023

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                                    Matt
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                                      scooter
                                      啓蒙家
                                      Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                                      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                        scooter
                                        啓蒙家
                                        Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                                        Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                          Bridger
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                                          Joined: 3 Mar 2021

                                          I went to the zoo on the weekend. All they had was one dog.

                                          It was a shitzu.

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