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    • indigostiffI
      indigostiff
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      Dinner tonight.

      Wife: "Why are you buying more hair pastes?"
      Me: "I didn't."
      Wife: "Then what came in the mail today?"
      Me: "Oh - that's from @Matt on the hygiene and self-care sub-forum - they're half used. He grew his hair out and doesn't need them."
      Silence.

      THANK YOU, Matt!

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      • MizmazzleM
        Mizmazzle
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        @indigostiff
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        @indigostiff freaking hilarious!!!

        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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        • MattM
          Matt
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          @indigostiff
          Joined:

          @indigostiff happy to help.

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          • goosehdG
            goosehd
            Mod Squad
            Joined:

            Once upon a time when “skinny jeans” were all the rage, 1955’s and 822’s sold like crap…love seeing the excitement and bare shelves now.

            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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            • S
              sabergirl
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              Me too! Looking forward to the relaxed straight cut 🤓

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              • T4920T
                T4920
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                Funny interaction with a girl I've been out on a few dates with ...

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                “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                • Tago MagoT
                  Tago Mago
                  Mod Squad
                  @T4920
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                  @T4920 is she expecting a ride now?

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                  • OaktaviaO
                    Oaktavia
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                    @T4920
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                    @T4920 deffo!

                    IG: electricindigowizard

                    "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                    WTB: IHJ-72- XL/XXL

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                    • T4920T
                      T4920
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                      @Oaktavia
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                      @Oaktavia gotta love the British lingo

                      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                      • OaktaviaO
                        Oaktavia
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                        @T4920
                        Joined:

                        @T4920 I honestly love it hahaha...early on in my teens/early 20s, reading Irvine Welsh novels first exposed me to the lingo.

                        IG: electricindigowizard

                        "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                        WTB: IHJ-72- XL/XXL

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                        • MizmazzleM
                          Mizmazzle
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                          I just really really hope she thinks the denim-mobile is your car!! Sounds like things are off to a promising start!

                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                          • AetasA
                            Aetas
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                            @T4920
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                            @T4920 Definitely keep us updated. Her answer sounds promising (even you let out the beast very early 👊).

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                            • Denman JohnD
                              Denman John
                              Haraki san Prodigy
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                              @T4920 This is exciting news. I hope she’s deffo about Thailand as well.

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                              • OaktaviaO
                                Oaktavia
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                                I just wanted to shout out to @tody, @Raisinoux @endo @Nocturama for helping me and offering to help with a proxy query I had. Help was plentiful and fast, and I greatly appreciate you all so much. So thank you, my European homies.

                                IG: electricindigowizard

                                "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                WTB: IHJ-72- XL/XXL

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                                • RaisinouxR
                                  Raisinoux
                                  Raw and Unwashed
                                  @Oaktavia
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                                  @Oaktavia IH family first ^^

                                  Master of the dark farts !!!
                                  Insta : Raisinoux

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                                  • endoE
                                    endo
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                                    🫡 “be prepared“ (eurohomies motto)

                                    si tacuisses

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                                    • todyT
                                      tody
                                      啓蒙家
                                      @Oaktavia
                                      Joined:

                                      @Oaktavia always here to help a fellow addict out!

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                                      • T4920T
                                        T4920
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                                        In relation to my post the other day and the gal that dug my quad demin, she hunted down this book for me yesterday haha... Found out she used to work for Levi's as a designer, and when she asked me if I ever 'froze my jeans' I realised she had an understanding of the quirks of us denimheads 😂

                                        Early days, but can't help but to feel hopeful about this one!

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                                        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                        • GilesG
                                          Giles
                                          IHUK Crew
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                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • Tago MagoT
                                            Tago Mago
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                                            Always a good feeling to send a local rival on vacation

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