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[WhiskeySandwich]

I absolutely can't stand corporate jargon and it is rampant where I work. So today I made a "Corporate JARgon" jar and started things off by putting a couple dollars in. I added some fine print that says "Proceeds go to High School Wrestling Team" and a homie came by and put a $10 in it! It started as a callout for people saying stupid office things and turned into a fundraiser

[Giles]

Brilliant.....Congrats.

I used to work for a tech company working out of Princeton, NJ. Once a year, we had to do forecasts for the following fiscal year. On one occasion, there was an F-Bomb jar, proceeds of which went to one of the sales admins who was expecting a baby.

When it was my turn to present, I made sure she got a fuck ton of cash from me..........

[WhiskeySandwich]

@Giles Love it. You gotta have fun with it.
Extra clever that the word in question was the direct cause of the pregnancy.

[Giles]

I started the presentation by playing this....

[Chap]

@Giles said in Random conversations:

I started the presentation by playing this....

Melde dich an, um dein Alter zu bestätigen
Dieses Video ist eventuell für einige Nutzer unangemessen.

[WhiskeySandwich]

“It will identify the quality of your character immediately” …fucking gold

[chrisjohnnick]

Anyone on here a part of their local IATSE? I work occasionally with 915 as a Stitcher/Dresser/Wardrobe Assistant in Nashville, and just curious if anyone else here did similar work.

[SKT]

WTF is going on with my google search prompts…outing my cream cheese fetish
(And my desire for some cold, delicious distilled water)

[tenuin]

@SKT I feel like since they crammed AI into everything, the internet's really gone to shit...

[SKT]

@tenuin you won’t hear me arguing.

[nurunuru]

If you want less AI nonsense in your searches but you still want to search through Google, then udm14.com is fantastic. I have it set as my default search engine on my laptop so I don't have to get utter drivel at the top of my results anymore.