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    Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Live Reveal - Thursday 12th of June at 1700BST

    + SEUL'S WRITING TOPIC - MAINLY FOR GETTING ADVICE CAUSE HE'S AN INEPT TOOL +

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    • ChrisC
      Chris
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      You going for English English or American English?  I ask because "whilst" and "tracheostomy" are much more common for UK English. Americans would generally use "while" and "tracheotomy".

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      • SeulS
        Seul
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        I don't even acknowledge US English…

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        • scarfmaceS
          scarfmace
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          I don't understand, if his throat is full of cock and crosisant, how can the croissant suddenly get dry?  😉 😉

          "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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          • ChrisC
            Chris
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            @Seul:

            I don't even acknowledge US English…

            The most reasonable position to take, really.

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            • SeulS
              Seul
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              @scarfmace:

              I don't understand, if his throat is full of cock and crosisant, how can the croissant suddenly get dry?  😉 😉

              Cause croissants don't come pre-cummed on.

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              • mclaincauseyM
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                "Alchie" reads more like what I think you're saying here than either other spelling IMO.

                Have you tried cinnamon rolls?

                Think it, be it.

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                  sabergirl
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                  @Seul:

                  Cause croissants don't come pre-cummed on.

                  I expect that depends on where you’re getting your croissants.

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                  • neph93N
                    neph93
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                    @sabergirl:

                    @Seul:

                    Cause croissants don't come pre-cummed on.

                    I expect that depends on where you’re getting your croissants.

                    Do you know a place?  ???

                    “Some of those that work forces
                    Are the same that burn crosses”

                    • Virginia Woolf
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                    • SeulS
                      Seul
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                      Some bad bad bad lines here that don't get the rhytm but I have no ego (except for my huge ego) so just go so just go go go look at my ego and and and looks over this won't you sweet 'tings do me this favour then…
                      (PS: all English in 'ere is very UK except for "yinz" which is my fav Southern US word next to POP...)

                      There's less air than liquor here. There's less need for air than liquor 'ere.

                      We are alive, sometimes it's all you got,
                      out and about, folk out loud or purposely not..
                      We are all sun and carbon, warmth, hate, love, soulful cloud dat!…
                      Cat's out there look!
                      SHOOK.
                      You's scared she'd fall three down haha she never will she never won't...
                      Meanwhile we'll die of cancer or misinterpreting the weather.
                      Miserable bastards us cunts.

                      There's folk here... Good folk bad folk yinz who care
                      folk who don't folk in all colourz
                      folk white folk brown folk black folk yella
                      YELLA?
                      Shit sorry her liver's giving out I ain't even trying to be woke, folk.
                      Talk.

                      ... There's folk here... They'se a ruckus or ain''t... Daily lives – always there -
                      And the cats don't love 'm... I get cats better than men. Cats shy from everyone – it's good advice.

                      There's weather here. And drinks. There's always weather Heather innit bin it there's always drinks stinks bin it. Finnit. Yeah you got that'un. Good. Finish it.

                      We need God as little as he needs us.

                      We need goodness as little s'we deserve it.

                      We could do better as us should. But we don't so we don't deserve it. Serve it. Couldn't dish a colder platter even if you freezed it.

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                      • S
                        sabergirl
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                        @Seul:

                        Cats shy from everyone – it's good advice.

                        Love this line.

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                        • SeulS
                          Seul
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                          Turns out I love queer girls - must explain my succes in love.

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                            sabergirl
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                            [emoji8]

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                            • SeulS
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                              Sorry I'm in a bad way… Yinz needa deal... I think this is better?..

                              There's less air than liquor here.
                              Lesser liquor as air is 'ere.
                              is
                              Lesser need for the blesser
                              is
                              then
                              As us never forgave
                              just gave and GAVE
                              Might 've dug us own grave.

                              BLESS.

                              Us
                              Mostly dead, beat; sometimes it's all you got,
                              out and 'bout, folk living loud or purposely not
                              Yinz all sun and carbon, warmth and love
                              ever glowful moon dat

                              SHIT!

                              Cat's out there look!

                              SHOOK!

                              You's scared she'd fall three down
                              haha she never will she never won't…
                              Meanwhile us is dying til we can't or don't
                              Miserable lot us cunt
                              Best gi's another litter of them cute runt.

                              THEN.

                              There's folk here...
                              Good folk bad folk yinz who care
                              Folk them joke
                              folk who's felt
                              folk who scare
                              folk who don't
                              folks them won't
                              more colourz
                              'Benetton ad

                              TALK.

                              Some's a ruckus but I won't
                              Daily fight – even cats tire
                              I get them better than men.
                              They shy from all us folk –
                              instinct which I admire.

                              There's weather here..
                              There's weather here.
                              It gets repetitive.

                              REPEAT.

                              There's always weather Heather innit bin it
                              there's always drinks '
                              'n drinks
                              'n tinks 'n finks
                              but
                              Bin it. Finnit.
                              Yeah you got that'un.

                              FINISH.

                              We need God as little as he needs us.
                              Fuss.

                              We could do better as us should. But we don't so we DESERVE.
                              .
                              Swerve.

                              Couldn't dish a plate colder if a Kardashian served it.

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                              • SeulS
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                                Don't even read this. 4.28 am and I don't even know if I'm alive.

                                How life begins! At 7am it bursts open like a festering wound!
                                Cars! Voices! Families! Look at that young pigeon skyrocketing!.. Bloody Nasa that thing!.. And me looking at it with bloodshot eyes.
                                It is what it is. Always. As I say to myself and thus know.That fucking pigeon has more direction than me. And is a damn lot more smarter as is I.

                                7am! The howls! The cries! The moans! As if everything's born again! Everyone's conceiving! Birth of mind sun planets universe – and a shitload of pigeons. Can't even hold on to those. They're smarter than I am - at 7am they scatter.

                                The world! It awakens! Again! It's never been gone, some know some don't… It just takes one look... But alas! We live on a planet of the blind! Never a blink, just an exhausted weary  sigh. Not even a one eyed king just a fool. And we all seem to take after 'im. Except for the pigeons.

                                The uproar!.. It shatters my world! Silence, darkness! Slumber! Fantasies by the millions! A life I'll never have! Rain? Please, please lord I'm not a religious man but can you please put on my favourite soundtrack!.. Wake the worms hell wake me up... And trap me once more into this godfall of a day starting.

                                Once more. One last goddamn time.

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                                  sabergirl
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                                  Not sure how well Tapatalk plays with the forum these days, but if it works, enjoy this fucking pigeon seeing into your soul, Eli.

                                  Otherwise the 404 broken gif link will have to do.

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                                  • SeulS
                                    Seul
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                                    Scariest thing I've ever seen  😃 😃 😃 (But yeah: oi you know… Thanks for being here for me sub!.. It ain't nothing... It's a ton if you're in a bad way...)

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                                    • SeulS
                                      Seul
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                                      (Note to self: this is shit. Go to bed. And will you please shut it.)

                                      They had an eye out for Carl cause he had ordered a glass one and then refused to pick it up.

                                      There's worse folk than I. Have you heard of Hitler? Look 'm up. Piece of work, that.

                                      It still smells worse than two drunken goddamn hilbilly bars having sex in here. I just wished I was having sex with two drunken goddam hillbillies in here rn. I'd mudwrestle the one 'n finger the other…

                                      No: go look up Hitler. Then come back to me.

                                      Carl was a sweet man. Victim of someone stabbing him for being Jewish, losing the eye. It's ok though cause they got the bastard in the chamber... Where they got all of them fellas and one soldier managed to collect 7 glass eyes after they'd been convinced of dying. None's was Carl's though. He never picked his up. There's a weird “in hindsight” joke here but...

                                      Go look up Hitler.

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                                      • SeulS
                                        Seul
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                                        So my family was legit concerned about my mental state after posting the STILL WOKE FOLK bit on FB… Well I guess it's raining and I'm listening to

                                        And I's written... Which I reckon won't sooth them...

                                        2,37am t'is

                                        but

                                        LOOK!

                                        Isssis for alll of yinz's got SHOOK
                                        pray
                                        well
                                        tell
                                        should mind their minds and LOOK.

                                        BE.

                                        Issis more brew than stew
                                        but then us know
                                        past midnight
                                        shit
                                        issis how we go.

                                        I get more drink than a good puss' stink.

                                        FINK.

                                        Just leave us 'n leave us be.

                                        Leave us t'is nearing three.

                                        'N us is nearly free.

                                        Cold breeze here is spelling
                                        Might I gone no telling.

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